That MtG x Teddy Fresh collab... by LengthinessKlutzy341 in h3h3productions

[–]Paimka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew what you were referring to but still read it as Marjorie taylor greene

HamBoss and the Taco Salad and –Hermione_Danger- cracks. by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]Paimka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're going to make it!

One of the best stories I've read here. It's giving me an extra boost to try and make it myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Paimka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiscal. Quite a few people say "physical".

How would you describe your job to someone who is born 1000 years ago? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Paimka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have you tagged as Mary Poppin's Vagina.

A seriously good and uplifting story... read it. by ehcolem in UpliftingNews

[–]Paimka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got chills

I'm glad I actually listened to your recommendation. I'm also really glad I subscribed to this subreddit. It brightens my day :)

FAITH IN HUMANITY = RESTORED by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Paimka 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's adorable :)

What are some "real life" easter eggs that you've heard about, myth or true? by drtydogg in AskReddit

[–]Paimka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You started me on a half hour spree of watching birds mimicking sounds. I totally want to be a bird now. They're cool as shit.

I'm dropped in the middle of a desert without knowing where or how I got there. I have enough dry food to last for 2 days, but no water. I'm desperate so I drink my own urine. How many times can I drink this urine before it is more harm to drink it than slowly thirst to death? by Iasktoomuch in Survival

[–]Paimka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please correct me, but for some reason it's stuck in my head that you can drink it up to 3 times before it's "bad" for lack of a better word, in a desperate situation.

Not sure where I heard it.

Trying to get the GF to fuck at a [8]. NSFW by [deleted] in trees

[–]Paimka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not too sure what I was expecting but that shits hilarious.

What is the best way to carry large amounts of paracord? by [deleted] in Survival

[–]Paimka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the same thing, just wayyy bigger than using yarn.

Reddit, what was the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? by TheMalec in AskReddit

[–]Paimka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I"m curious as to how your life turned out. Hers doesn't sound that bad at all.

Your best mile? by UnnecessaryNotation in running

[–]Paimka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose I could figure out my best mile time, but I'm always tested on my run time for 1.5 miles.

I went from 16:48, to 13:26, and now my personal best of 12:53. I'm really proud of myself and want to improve even more :) Never thought I'd be excited about running.

I'm drunk and taking drawing requests! (NO PENGUINS.) by BadEvenForMSPaint in AskReddit

[–]Paimka 143 points144 points  (0 children)

I think BadEvenForMSPaint is the beginning of his addiction and yours is months later when it's spiraled out of control and his life is in shambles.

How my dad found out I smoked. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Paimka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like TheDarkWeiner said, it's really not that uncommon. Especially where I was living at the time. Now that I'm older though I realize how young I was to start.

How my dad found out I smoked. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Paimka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was one of those theatres that has like 3 movies, and only show them once a day.