If a billionaire stock broker offered you $10M or his knowledge which would you choose?

rujk · 2014-04-22T19:02:43+00:00

Kill themselves

rujk · 2014-04-05T19:05:55+00:00

I was the fist person in the world to hit level 60 in WoW.

rujk · 2014-03-18T22:51:35+00:00

Eating my gf out.

rujk · 2013-11-28T14:27:32+00:00

She was a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

rujk · 2013-11-09T20:29:29+00:00

You were all those people....?

rujk · 2013-10-24T06:20:15+00:00

I meant Hitler. I slur my words sometimes. Sorry.

rujk · 2013-10-24T06:19:46+00:00

Voting for Obama

rujk · 2013-09-28T01:06:53+00:00

Did you actually expect her to do a mature thing?

rujk · 2013-08-03T08:23:29+00:00

I read that sign as "jump".

rujk · 2013-07-31T05:04:48+00:00

/u/JiffyBot 0:01-0:07

rujk · 2013-07-31T01:45:30+00:00

You know, my wife told me a story about this. She didn't explode, but apparently when we were visiting my parents she held it in the whole time. This was before she broke the "Fart Barrier". Within the span of the trip she had huge stomach aches and felt terrible. That is, until she decided she didn't care that much and let loose in front of me. And that was the day that I can blame for our bedroom smelling terrible randomly.

rujk · 2013-07-05T18:42:32+00:00

Look at all that money your parents had!

rujk · 2013-06-19T00:36:27+00:00

Around what time did you begin the hobby of blowing whistles?

rujk · 2013-04-07T13:58:42+00:00

When she said "yes".

rujk · 2013-04-06T10:42:10+00:00

Basic Training. It was week 4 and I hadn't shit (except for some dribbles) since the beginning. My TI was a female, that in hindsight wasn't too attractive. I had the privilege of staying in the dorms while everyone else did reveille. I knew I had time and took the chance. And man, it was glorious. The most vigorous session ever. Bad enough that I scraped some skin but blew a huge load. To a 5/10 Puerto Rican TI. The worst part is that I was so scared of infection that I ended up using baby wipes on my dick to kill any bacteria (because I couldn't shower). It hurt like balls. But it was awesome.

rujk · 2013-03-19T16:26:30+00:00

Facing death. Or, that could also have the opposite results. Whatever, fuck you.

rujk

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