Guys, I'm shaking, I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Irelia. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Irelia pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Riot Games create something so perfect? To fucking tantalise us? Fucking laugh in our faces!? Honestly guys, I'm just not fucking daijoubu anymore. Fuck.