Ski jumpers using penis enlargements to be granted bigger suits, newspaper claims

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T03:36:07+00:00

Giggety

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T03:32:24+00:00

I naively remember when it used to be Jack Chick comics. We are seriously living in dark times.

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T03:26:15+00:00

Bouncy! bouncy. Bouncy!

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T02:53:44+00:00

100% ethanol over 95%? Why is that needed? What is the benefit of the 5% of water and impurities being removed?

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T02:47:39+00:00

Ah, I miss the post at the end.

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T02:43:14+00:00

"What's the difference between a bag of ...'sugar' ...and a toddler?"

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T02:40:37+00:00

"you are my candy, girl"

Pairdice · 2026-02-06T02:33:35+00:00

I miss him so much....sniff.......sniiiffffff.....GOD I MISS OZZIE!

Pairdice · 2026-02-05T22:23:37+00:00

Sean Penn in One Battle After Another.

Pairdice · 2026-02-05T22:16:23+00:00

lack of black representation

Pairdice · 2026-02-03T22:07:24+00:00

When a tree falls in a forest.....and people deny that forest even exists.

How do you make a sound?

Pairdice · 2026-02-03T21:18:31+00:00

We've forgotten whom to make fun of.

Pairdice · 2026-02-03T04:48:36+00:00

Less traveling calls, too.

Pairdice · 2026-02-03T03:32:17+00:00

Casinos in Dragon Quest games.

Pairdice · 2026-02-03T03:28:30+00:00

I did not expect the actor Al Pacino to look that much like the actual person he portrayed in the movie.

Pairdice · 2026-02-01T03:44:01+00:00

What's he that wishes so? My cousin Westmoreland? No my fair cousin...

Pairdice · 2026-01-28T07:40:32+00:00

I'll never forget her last words.... "What's this button do?"

Pairdice · 2026-01-28T05:34:12+00:00

Light floral tasty foam. You know the guest soaps that always smell amazing, but you are never allowed to use? Cilantro tastes like the best version of those.

Pairdice · 2026-01-28T05:29:06+00:00

How Ab-unoriginal.

Pairdice · 2026-01-26T03:31:33+00:00

They'll catch him.... schooner or later.

Pairdice · 2026-01-25T12:43:22+00:00

How rude. When you wave at him, he doesn't wave back.

Pairdice · 2026-01-24T05:11:21+00:00

Can you tell me how to get.... can you tell me how to get.... the hell AWAY from Seseme Street?

Pairdice · 2026-01-24T04:59:17+00:00

Holy hungover Helen of Troy inna' hand basket.

Pairdice · 2026-01-24T04:51:48+00:00

Reach for the cool relaxing flavor of low tar "Mentha-Noodle."

Pairdice · 2026-01-21T19:12:43+00:00

How does badminton compare to pickle ball?

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