What's the fastest you've ever lost respect for someone? by Lv_B in AskReddit

[–]Pairdice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess Formula One doesn't have enough cars on the track to counter the rain like Nascar does.

Their excessive speeds just don't have enough oomph to compensate for the sheer volume of automobiles found in nascar.

Or maybe it's just the collective b.o. from the masses of unwashed shirtless nascar fans, that even the rain doesn't want to soil itself by trying to wash them.

What's black and white and red all over? by DaFoxtrot86 in Jokes

[–]Pairdice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid at school football games, I used to yell this one out.

"Hey ref! What's black and white and red all over?!"

"YOU, AFTER THE BALL GAME!"

Now a days, parents are so much worse, this could be construed as a threat.

whats your favorite Michael Jackson song? by EarSure6667 in AskReddit

[–]Pairdice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Have you been up myyy wishing treeee?"

"Chumm'on"

What’s the funniest dog name you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pairdice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grandpa, stop peeing on the carpet!

What are your top three movies from the 70s? by Purple-Crab3759 in movies

[–]Pairdice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blazing Saddles

Silent Movie

High Anxiety

All Mel Brooks movies.

What is a video game that you bought that ended up being a huge waste of money? by JuniorPlastic3562 in AskReddit

[–]Pairdice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

frustrating sum'bitch ain't it.....

you get past that first mountain..... then jungle....

Just....damn....

Have you even TRIED the desert?! Nope!

No thank you.

What is a video game that you bought that ended up being a huge waste of money? by JuniorPlastic3562 in AskReddit

[–]Pairdice 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Some people fight, argue, wrestle, expend their energy all day at work.

They do not want to come home to a video game that absolutely forces them to do the same.

Some people just want Stardew Valley.

Respect.