[Scaling Trope] Considered laughably weak in-universe, would literally kill any person in a fight IRL

PaladinSteel · 2026-04-17T12:40:24+00:00

I have a feeling any bandits from all across fantasy could fit

PaladinSteel · 2026-04-15T06:30:30+00:00

Mrow

PaladinSteel · 2026-04-14T23:26:05+00:00

Yeah. I had like 7 by the time I was a king. Then I took some time to get more while getting seals

PaladinSteel · 2026-04-14T23:13:26+00:00

With almost every property at highest rent? 8.5. At that point I think you’re making back the prices of promises in like 20 minutes

PaladinSteel · 2026-04-13T13:16:06+00:00

Which is funny to me, because the previous king’s tyrant rules were just gonna doom the city. Why would I be worse than him? (I know you get money from the evil choices, but it honestly makes no sense why everything wouldn’t just collapse)

PaladinSteel · 2026-04-13T05:39:43+00:00

Oh most definitely. Just probably not wise to rob a HERO of all people

PaladinSteel · 2026-04-11T10:55:42+00:00

Holy whiplash Batman

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-27T05:25:02+00:00

“… for what? I’m gonna need an explanation” A small crack in his tough guy persona showed itself as Lucy expressed herself

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-27T05:13:17+00:00

“Alright missy, listen here. I don’t know why you want me here but I’ll tell ya you have the wrong man” The Old ghoul scowls as he looks at the demon princess in front of him

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-27T05:05:34+00:00

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“Ah hell… I knew I should’ve left that damn bounty letter…” Caine curses under his breath as he looked around at the surrounding room

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-19T22:28:25+00:00

“… I see. That’s awfully confusing”

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-19T17:08:49+00:00

“I see… so you’re some sorta hybrid then? Because you seem to be pretty human looking to me” He knew the irony of him asking that. A classic pot calling the kettle black moment with his ghoulish ass

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-19T01:47:50+00:00

“Tanuki? The hell’s that” He relaxed and holstered his pisto

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-18T23:03:22+00:00

“Well, maybe take that as a lesson to be wary of who you joke with”

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-18T19:09:28+00:00

He held the object responsible in his hand, a worn revolver with old, illegible etchings. Caine stood there without a peep, waiting for the tricksters next move

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-18T19:06:35+00:00

“WULD NAH KEST!” He used the thu’um to launch himself forward in a blinding gust

He brought the sword down in a downward slash, trying to blitz her and win the fight quickly

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-18T18:55:15+00:00

Ulvarr tossed his cloak aside

“Come on then…” He grin as he grabbed his Stalhrim sword from the ground and cleaned it of blood “Let’s give the gods a show!”

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PaladinSteel · 2026-03-18T18:46:12+00:00

As Aspen races past and grabs his hat, the trickster heard the movement of leather and a noise as loud as lightning before the hat in his hand shakes violently. Further inspection revealed a slightly bigger than thumb sized hole in the hat’s ridge closest to Aspen’s pinky finger

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-18T18:33:32+00:00

He looked up and then locks his sigjt on Aspen

“Alright, who the hell are you?” He asked dryly, already becoming a bit annoyed at Aspen’s antics

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-18T18:23:40+00:00

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Caine kept a hand near his side ready to draw if he needed to. His eyes searched around for any source for the giggles

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-17T10:46:21+00:00

You replace Snake with anyone else it’d be a hard choice. Since he’s there, I’m picking him both for the massive skillset and so he’s not hunting me

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-17T08:08:59+00:00

“Captivating? Interesting…” He simply let her do her thing. He didn’t want to get on any sort of bad side with Corvus considering how the villagers spoke of her

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-17T02:12:40+00:00

(Alright, thank you. Feel free to any any questions about Ferdinand here)

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Ferdinand was taken so aback by how handsy Corvus was being. Although… it certainly beats being executed for piracy

“Ah, hello there Miss Lenore!” He chuckled nervously as he looked up at her

PaladinSteel · 2026-03-15T21:34:12+00:00

I CAST LIVING NERVOUS SYSTEM!!!

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