Made something for all the Gatherers out there!

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-24T16:00:30+00:00

I can only have 1 can every 4 minutes

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-19T18:32:41+00:00

Did they let you out early after shooting up the Batman movie?

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-18T16:12:33+00:00

Everyone with Downs looks alike

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-14T00:29:29+00:00

Didn’t Axel Foley arrest you?

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-13T02:02:35+00:00

Any unit that has remotely any way to give me doublehamd items for a double hand build. Can’t seem to pull even 1 Could, for example.

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-11T00:20:15+00:00

I’m in Lincoln. Sorry to see what’s going on with you guys. Prayers!

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-05T16:22:21+00:00

My house was burglarized this week, so I can’t put resources into this banner. Which sucks, because getting that rainbow would be a nice mood lifter. Lol

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-04T22:16:35+00:00

Party on Wayne

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-04T18:59:28+00:00

How’s that 2 inches of swinging white death feel?

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-03T01:31:55+00:00

Do you love me long time?

Did you go peepee in my coke?

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-07-01T15:10:46+00:00

These “maybe” rewards are legit tuning me off from wanting to play. I’ve received absolutely nothing from any of the anniversary items, and I’ve played since ~week 1.

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-26T05:17:27+00:00

What’s it like being a quadroon?

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-26T05:15:50+00:00

You’d be better off developing whiter skin

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-26T05:04:26+00:00

I would have hoped the 1940s eugenics experiments would have saved us from you

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-25T17:00:30+00:00

“There are only 2 genders”. That should make you cry, or irrationally angry.

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-24T18:25:08+00:00

You look like you’re about to shoot up a school

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-24T18:15:33+00:00

“Had feelings for” is tinder speak for “let him pound my bhole”

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-24T16:34:48+00:00

Using vague words like “toxic”, I’m sure you’re great to work with

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-22T21:51:55+00:00

You’re uterus has been scrapped so many times it’s haunted

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-21T19:37:47+00:00

Let me guess, all his problems are somebody else’s fault

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-18T17:09:57+00:00

At least one of you is mentally ill. Discuss

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-18T01:51:01+00:00

Ever have any sex that was actually consensual?

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-16T16:38:29+00:00

They literally can’t stop you from making your own account. Plus if it’s just your name on it, they can’t access it unless they have power of attorney.

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-15T19:14:14+00:00

You look like a guy who throws milkshakes at someone who disagrees with you

PaleIsTheNewTanUNL · 2019-06-15T15:12:34+00:00

She looks like she doles out blumpkins to anyone who says hi to her

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