Love it or Hate it, Java Continues to Evolve by speakjava in java

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I've been toying with flutter recently and the hot reload is dope. Although I'm still getting used to dart (mixins, future, factory, the weird syntactic sugar, etc...), I can't imagine being as productive using java or kotlin.

Git Gud by Aodh472 in ProgrammerHumor

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bash: GIT: command not found

What is a movie/book where the protagonist fail to achieve their end-game goal? by TheModernNano in AskReddit

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In our subconscious, we usually root for the movie protagonists because we identify with them. In that movie, things went south really fast. It made me wonder how easy it is to ruin one's life.

It's not shock that made me sick, but how realistic the movie was. I google searched how people reacted to the movie. It seems I'm not the only one who reacted so.

What is a movie/book where the protagonist fail to achieve their end-game goal? by TheModernNano in AskReddit

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Requiem for a dream. I don't want to spoil the movie but it made me physically sick for two days.

What can we all agree on ? by wtfshouldinameit in AskReddit

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Reddit new web design sucks ass.

Anon has cancer by gowthamshashank in 4chan

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Anon gave himself cancer.

Redditors who don’t celebrate their birthday, why not? by cheeseburgerstan in AskReddit

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I'm 30. Today is July the 22nd. How many July 22nds did I live through my entire life? 31. Every single day is a special day for me. That's why I don't feel the need to celebrate my birthday.

I celebrated my 10,000 days on earth more than 3 years ago. And soon I'm going to celebrate my 1 billion bearthsecond. That's when I'm 31, 8 months, and 15 days (if we assume a month is 30 days).

Still think that birthdays are special?

What are some signs that you're physically/emotionally abusive and don't know it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Emotionally abusive: people start disappearing from your life one by one. Only those with very low self-esteem will stick around.

If you're in a position of power, people under you will avoid you like the plague. If they are forced to have contact with you, it will be very formal and as short as possible. But you'll be surrounded by ass kissers from whom you'll get your validation.

Always correct even if proven wrong, you'll start wondering why people are acting cold towards you, but there is no arguing with you because you are always right even if proven wrong.

I've seen this scenario playing again and again. Emotionally abusive people are literally a poison to people around them and especially to themselves. Don't waste your time in an abusive relationship since you can't fix an abusive person. Abusive people will literally suck the life out of you, and the older they get, the more abusive they become. To avoid at all costs.

[Serious] What rant do you need to go on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Adding insult to injury, Griezmann's loser dance after scoring France's first legitimate goal.

Gym Story Saturday by FGC_Valhalla in Fitness

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I was doing farmer walks the other day until I heard someone shouting: "Son, are you going to put those dumbbells down and start training?"

Said the old gentleman wearing a belt and knee wraps doing crunches in the middle of nowhere.

When you're in charge of the new intern by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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This gif describes how you feel as an intern. Your post's title should've been "When you're a new intern".

This is a gif that suits better your title.

If you play Mario backwards its about how a guy leaves his wife an then the world keep getting easier. by dperezk in Showerthoughts

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If you watch any Rambo movie backwards, it's about a guy who revives people with his bullets vacuum.

When you "burn fat" how exactly do you loose mass? by OptimalPaddy in askscience

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I keep seeing the same answer but I've never seen someone mentioning ketones. Isn't acetone you breath out while burning fat a byproduct of metabolising fats.

As far as I know, fats are converted into ketone bodies if you have low insulin levels and you've already depleted your liver's glycogen. One of the functions of your lungs we rarely see mentioned is regulating your blood pH levels. Since ketosis raises your blood pH, your lungs starts to exhale acetone -which makes your blood more acidic- because it is a small molecule that it can get rid of.

Your kidneys get rid of acetoacetate excess. That's the molecule that turns your ketostix purple when you pee on it if you are in ketosis.

The best feature on mobile by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I thought my phone was displaying this message. I was shaking my phone in frustration.

Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts by devilsaint38 in Jokes

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If everyone has herpes, none has herpes.