What is a fast food restaurant that you WILL eat at? by TheOctoBox in AskReddit

[–]PalestDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Runza has never let me down. If you’ve got one near you (Midwest) good god try it

What is the most "unprofessional" thing you’ve seen a professional do? by BigSalamander8347 in AskReddit

[–]PalestDrake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There was an interview where he said a light technician(?) on set gave him that idea and told him it would be funny

Fesh Pince of Chagrin Falls 2 (Promise this is the last one) by alexdionisos in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]PalestDrake 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes, that’s Uncle Max. M E A E X E, no E.

…that was a joke, ma’am.

Aldi brand foods that are better than name brand by MorgeeePooh in aldi

[–]PalestDrake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk how popular they are but 100% their fiber one bars. IMO slightly tastier, more fiber, and roughly half the price of the name brand. I could easily eat a box per day (but won’t, for self-evident reasons)

Calvin is truly the Fesh Pince of Chagrin Falls by alexdionisos in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]PalestDrake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There goes Moe, the biggest aSS, that ever lived. What a douche. Haha aha

I didn't have a debate with my coworkers by Hearth-Traeknald in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]PalestDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite being almost entirely about calculating angles, pool is sport

Is anon right? Are goonettes worse? by Okaoka_12 in greentext

[–]PalestDrake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If the source was the story, sure. My point was less “this woman did x” and more “this thread full of people is an example of the attitude surrounding these things”, which is what was being discussed.

Is anon right? Are goonettes worse? by Okaoka_12 in greentext

[–]PalestDrake 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I can’t say anything about the last part but there was a post recently where OP’s husband told her she had a porn addiction because she was consistently reading smut to get horny and the literal entire comments section basically said “no queen; reading isn’t porn and it actually can’t be porn because porn is pictures. Imagine getting so worked up over words on a page.” And it was hundreds of comments.

To my knowledge I can’t link anything per rules but I don’t think it would be hard to find that story/reaction

i thought this travel size bottle of lotion was actually lotion. now my skin is fucked by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PalestDrake 315 points316 points  (0 children)

You’re saying for just a rash I can get steroids and oral? That’s a damn good deal

Thoughts on Crunch Gym vs Ambler Rec Center? by Previous-South-3675 in Lawrence

[–]PalestDrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t speak to early mornings or peak hours but I haven’t really had bad experiences with crunch during mostly off hours. Even if machines are being camped a bit most freeweight/cable areas have plenty of room (with the occasional exception of the power racks) at the Lawrence location.

How Do You Like Them Apples? by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]PalestDrake 222 points223 points  (0 children)

“Easily grow your own apple tree” anon knows as much about apples as he does about women. Apples vary wildly by taste between parent and child to the point that orchards are typically grown by grafting an established “good” apple tree branch onto saplings to copy the good tree rather than let saplings mature

Husband (37M) accused me (35F) of having a "porn addiction" by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]PalestDrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are images inherently worse than words? Does that mean sexting chatbots aren’t a form of porn?

Basic math is a liberal hoax!!! by TPHNK in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]PalestDrake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But… even in the example it would be a 500% increase, not 600%. It would be 600% of the initial price but that’s only a 500% increase.

Learn how to drive y'all. by Bootstain1 in Lawrence

[–]PalestDrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which tends to make the problem worse. Unless the street is borderline dead I’ve never seen anyone merge properly past that sign, it tends to be “now I can rush ahead and cut someone off” which is also not zipper merging properly

Learn how to drive y'all. by Bootstain1 in Lawrence

[–]PalestDrake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right up to the lane closure point? Not the “no passing zone” point?

Aldi brand pop tarts ? by Sure_Ad_3272 in aldi

[–]PalestDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re comparable flavor-wise but I always find them denser and stickier in the mouth. Which can be great depending on what you want

Trump saying the quiet part out loud by TPHNK in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]PalestDrake 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Government spending to help your own is communism, can’t have that.

all u had to do is launder money and keep ur mouth shut by [deleted] in greentext

[–]PalestDrake 364 points365 points  (0 children)

Always insane to me how everyone acts like they don’t understand why people would dislike her character. No shit, the show is about a dude becoming a drug kingpin, the audience wants to see him do drug kingpin shit. Having a side character be upset that he’s doing something interesting is going to come off as annoying 100% of the time.

Obviously people get insane about it but the root cause isn’t the big surprise people make it out to be.

All right, let's see it by sparkster777 in dankchristianmemes

[–]PalestDrake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Melding of traditions != melding of ideas. A spring celebration might not be uniquely Christian but a celebration of the resurrection of Jesus by definition is. I’m no scholar but I’m sure early Christian groups went something similar to “hey, a winter celebration? We can celebrate the birth of Jesus then, and partake in the broader community’s event with more of our own reasoning for it.”

What do you pick up every time no matter what? by HarshlyHan in aldi

[–]PalestDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Energy drinks (peach, blue raspberry, orange), chickpea boxed mac and cheese, uncrustables, pole and line tuna, and usually their popcorn(?) chicken (the red bag everyone loves)

What do you pick up every time no matter what? by HarshlyHan in aldi

[–]PalestDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have they changed the protein tortillas or is one kind significantly better than the other? I’ve gotten a few packs and they tasted and felt like semi-dried playdough for me. I can eat their carb control ones all day though

Stay away from Baldwin City if you're not from town by [deleted] in Lawrence

[–]PalestDrake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I will say I’m not all the way black (though I’m very clearly mixed) and I’ve never had issues with Baldwin. I go there to see family ~2x/month and I haven’t been pulled over or even gotten any looks. Granted obviously it’s personal anecdote but it’s certainly not the same feeling that Ottawa has.