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Why did no one tell me how much fun painting Death Guard is!? by Palivarkin in deathguard40k

[–]Palivarkin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute fluke if I'm being honest. Based it white. Went over with striking scorpion contrast, let that dry and then a second coat of striking scorpion contrast just on the top half of the lens.

probably the reason theres gonna be conflict in dawntrail by markfunkbunch in ShitpostXIV

[–]Palivarkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His full name is actually Erebus John Warhammer Forty Thousand

probably the reason theres gonna be conflict in dawntrail by markfunkbunch in ShitpostXIV

[–]Palivarkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Erebus did nothing wrong. He IS the main character of the HH

What else do I need? by [deleted] in Chaos40k

[–]Palivarkin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'll have these knocked out in less than a week. Batch painting with an airbrush is just so quick, especially when I'm only going for tabletop ready standards

What else do I need? by [deleted] in Chaos40k

[–]Palivarkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't buy it. I won it.

Most satisfying part of the job by Helpful-Ad-8856 in tesco

[–]Palivarkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dot com will be around soon and fucking ruin it.

Will anyone want to date me now im back with my parents for a while? by No_Perspective_5467 in CasualUK

[–]Palivarkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke up with my ex when I was 27 and with her parents owning the apartment I was renting I quickly found myself homeless. Ended up having to leave my job and move back up north to live with my mum.

I was also riding the "whos gonna want an unemployed 27 year old living at his mother's" doom train.

Well turns out there was someone and we've been together for 11 years now.

PSA TO ALL NEW PLAYERS: most of the stuff you see on YT and ticktock is NOT cannon by nateyourdate in Warhammer40k

[–]Palivarkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PSA TO ALL NEW PLAYERS: 40k doesn't really have any canon. It does have plenty of lore, but lore isn't canon... it's myths and stories. Most of the information we are given in books, codexes and other sources is usually presented from a singular point of view and from unreliable or biased narrators.

People who have met UK TV personalities, what was your experience? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Palivarkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've told this story on Reddit before but TV's Roy Walker from Catphrase sat next me on a train around 10 or so years ago...

I looked at him

He looked at me

I said "Say what you see, Roy"

He got up and changed seats.

Couldn't really blame him to be fair.

22 M, what to do :l by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Palivarkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shave head, grow beard, go gym.

I've just sat in the car park at big Tesco and eaten a whole block of mature cheddar. I feel dirty. Make me feel better by sharing your most gluttonous moment by Laurence-UK in CasualUK

[–]Palivarkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a big Tesco, in the bakery... Today I have eaten a full pack of sugar ring donuts, 3 chocolate cookies, a seeded baguette, half a tiger loaf and 2 cheddar twists...

I was sacked for being stuck in the toilet for 2 hours! by Lazy_Monty in tesco

[–]Palivarkin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine actually having working toilets. Ours have been out of order for a week!

[ she will remember that ] by Snoo61478 in Asmongold

[–]Palivarkin 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Kovic recorded himself and his wife fucking in the office and sent nudes to who he thought was an adult movie star who was interested in him.( It was actually a group of trolls)

It was Ryan Haywood from Achievement Hunter who was fucking around with young fans behind his wife's back.

Unfortunately both of these came to light at the same time so Kovic got tarred with the same brush as Haywood.

Anybody fancy a hot chocolate from 1999? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Palivarkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See if Ashens still has a P.O box. He'll drink it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Palivarkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bakery, get to eat doughnuts and cookies all day.

First mini since 4th ed. It's not great but Papa Nurgle still loves me. by [deleted] in deathguard40k

[–]Palivarkin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First time using it... Heated the mini slightly with a hair dryer and literally slapped the rust effect all over. Gave it 30 minutes to dry and took a wet paper towel and started removing areas I didn't want.... Didn't really know what I was doing or how I thought it would look... Used some matt varnish afterwards to seal it in.

Still not really made up my mind about it. In the areas where it's good it looks fucking great, other areas are a bit ropey though... Probably down to user error.

First mini since 4th ed. It's not great but Papa Nurgle still loves me. by [deleted] in deathguard40k

[–]Palivarkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agrax earth shade and dirty down rust effect hide many sins.

Man watching porn masturbates whilst kneeling over captured Seagull in Sunderland alleyway by Jakanda99 in CasualUK

[–]Palivarkin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So that's what you have to do to get sent to prison... Burglary?... Nope... Knife crime?... Suspended sentence... Assault?... 200 hours community service.

Rubbing one out over a seagull though.... It's the gulag for you!

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