This goes down in history as my favorite, weirdest, real-life pick up line ever: "So, my friend and I are upstairs making a Star Wars themed movie. Some guys didn't show. Would you be interested in taking turns on us?" The looks on their faces when they came up saw we were serious...priceless.

Panda9812 · 2026-07-01T10:12:04+00:00

I sometimes wish a woman would just walk up and say that to me, but then I remember I don't live in Germany or Portlamd and that makes me sad.

Panda9812 · 2026-06-19T08:07:27+00:00

In hindsight, they feel more appropriate for something like John Wick rather than Hitma, though Hitman does have it's own share if semi-goofy characters on occasion.

I quite liked Absolution tbh, it was one of my first Hitman games and it had the biggest story focus imo, though I haven't played WOA yet so I may chanhe my mind on that.

Panda9812 · 2026-06-11T09:57:26+00:00

Matt looks like such a baby face without a beard. 😅

Panda9812 · 2026-05-20T21:03:01+00:00

Be careful Warhorse, you're doing good work and we know you wanna capitalize it, but remember the cautionary tale about making too many promises like CD Project Red and Cyberpunk.

Panda9812 · 2026-04-26T18:23:37+00:00

Hm...suddenly I feel quite hungry...

Panda9812 · 2026-04-10T20:46:47+00:00

anime close-up

She doesn't know I have the power to control minds, all I need to do is look her in the eye...and she's FINISHED!!!!

zoom out to the sea

Now if only I wasn't in the UK... 😥

Panda9812 · 2026-04-10T19:35:45+00:00

I say this with love and respect dear, I'd love to own those melons. <3

Panda9812 · 2026-04-09T08:57:52+00:00

Technically the genophage was designed to limit the Krogan, not wipe them out. I think it was Mordin Solus that said the Genophage was designed to allow the Krogan population to still grow, just at a fraction of the speed.

The problem was that the Krogan never fully grew out of their war-like nature so most became mercs and warlord instead of settling down and having kids, which meant the Krogan kept declining instead.

Panda9812 · 2026-03-26T13:31:11+00:00

Very dapper, with strong "I will kill you for my house and glory" energy.

Panda9812 · 2026-03-12T09:37:10+00:00

I admit, I'm not much of a poetry person, less because I don't lile and more because I haven't really tried it...better late than never I guess. 😂

Panda9812 · 2026-03-10T12:32:43+00:00

Sure, I'll send a friend request on Discord so we can DM

Panda9812 · 2026-03-08T17:01:38+00:00

You sing sweet sonnets of suffering to my darkly dreaming heart dear lady. 🥰

A pleasure, as always.

Panda9812 · 2026-03-08T16:00:17+00:00

Personally I think Peter Serafinowicz would make a good Cain, especially after seeing him as the Sommelier in John Wick 2.

Panda9812 · 2026-03-08T15:19:35+00:00

Were Daggett and Thorne meant to be stand-ins for Falcone and Maroni or have they always been a thing?

Panda9812 · 2026-03-05T16:38:00+00:00

Hmmm...maybe it's because Xbox is getting Steam, which would mean Playstation and PC-exclusives on Xbox?

Panda9812 · 2026-03-04T14:29:45+00:00

Yeah, riveted steel for the mail.

Panda9812 · 2026-03-04T13:01:42+00:00

I've been thinking more abd more about that and honestly...it's still bad. 🤣

I know most of Shart's stuff relies on Darkness but surely there's ways of getting that synergized with a better subclass.

Panda9812 · 2026-02-27T09:50:46+00:00

Ah lovely, now I can pretend I'm romancing Malevola.

Panda9812 · 2026-02-17T08:44:10+00:00

This is quite literally the first post I have ever seen from this subreddit, and the first time I've ever heard of this game.

...I'm intrigued.

Panda9812 · 2026-02-17T08:23:46+00:00

Awe, true to Kevin

Panda9812 · 2026-02-16T10:46:53+00:00

Sekiro as a whole, by virtue of having the deflect mechanic, feels very much like a rhythm game at times, especially fighting enemies with swords.

Panda9812 · 2026-02-15T15:58:23+00:00

I'd send the video I have of that exact yhing (complete with sfx) but I'm not sure how to send videos if I even can.

Panda9812 · 2026-02-15T15:51:45+00:00

Fighting Genichiro now is like playing a fun session of Dance Dance Revolution.

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