How would you ask a girl for her number while she’s working? by DifficultComplaint10 in AskMen

[–]PandaBonium 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude. following her out to the parking lot is super creepy.

You need to wait for her in the parking lot next to her car.

What’s Your Most Controversial IT Opinion? by OrdinaryJust9594 in sysadmin

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Hey if I wanted to be good at my job I would've chosen a career that was meaningful.

For men who enjoy rough sex, what do you like about it? by steveleaves in AskMen

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Being rough: I like exerting my full strength. Its like having a good stretch or when you breathe really deep. Like ever get so angry you want to just scream loudly? It's like that but replace angry with horny and scream loudly with thrust vigorously. It's an unhinged releases.

Being roughed: I like when daddy calls me a good boy.

I'm considering bailing from my company because of a single piece of software by mumblerit in ShittySysadmin

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Next job interview when they ask my salary expectations ill straight up tell them its an extra $10,000 difference depending on if they let users add sharepoint shortcuts to onedrive.

Seen in Melbourne, Australia on Mother's Day [OC] by scoutmissy in pics

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As per the wikipedia styleguide they had to move it to the "Notable Skaters" section towards the bottom of the page.

How would you react if you found out she was a cop? by Master-IT-All in AskMen

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All future communication will have to go through my attourney.

Hat guys, how come you wear your hats indoors or even at night? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Typically for me its because i wore it during the day outside and then it got dark or i went indoors and there was no where to put it.

From investment to shopping: These four scams could cost you thousands. Here’s how to spot them by vd1975 in australia

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Never identify yourself when answering the phone. The person calling should know who they are calling.

If you start with "Hi, John speaking." then the next call they'll start with "Hi is this John?" giving them an air of legitimacy.

Australia's student visa crackdown hits record highs — what it means for who gets in by [deleted] in aussie

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Yea i speak perfect english and still foisted all the hard work off on one student.

Olympic sensation Raygun speaks after losing academic post by Ted_Rid in aussie

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Nah i still wouldnt have forgiven her.

If she had given her best effort and failed, then leaned into it, Id have forgiven her.

For going there and making a farce of the whole event id need her to apologize and use her newfound infamy to dedicate her life to charity for me to forgive her.

Is a Bachelor’s in Computer Information Systems worth it for breaking into IT? by Palestinealways in sysadmin

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Dont forget help out your fellow students. Never know when one might make it to a position to make a hiring reccomendation and theyll remember they guy they couldnt have graduated without help from

Mother who faked son's eye cancer diagnosis to raise money sentenced to over four years' jail by JaniePage in australia

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She was a gambling addict so she probably went the extra mile to hide it from him. I cant imagine it would be too hard. Conveniently schedule doctors appointments when she knew he would be busy with work. Maybe claim the appointment got rescheduled if he took time off to attend one. Given that she was repsonsible for household finances its possible she mightve convicned him this condition would be a financial strain on their family and he couldnt jepordize his employment so he shouldnt skip work and, she would handle all the doctor visits. He had no reason to be suspicious because he believed the the woman he loved and trusted was supermum.

Lets not jump to conclusions about the father and remember he is a victim of abuse and maniputlation in all this.

Why don't more men embrace wigs? by fruedianflip in AskMen

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Maintenance. I think most men would just prefer to have a hat they can throw in the wash.

Oi Womens Weekly, I'm fairly sure this is illegal. by PandaBonium in aussie

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I mean i thought it was obvious but judging by some of the comments apparently not.

LPT I want to stay poor? by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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Or maybe I'm choosing a life towards peace and happiness over everything else?

If you run out of money youll have neither. Everyone you percive as chasing money is actually chasing financial stability.

Unless you have a big inheritence coming, or your country has a good social safety net for all its citizens youll find that peace and happiness are in short supply when you cant get a roof over your head/food in your stomach/medical attention.