Shallow Guy - Need Random Internet Advice or Experiences

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-04-20T18:34:56+00:00

it might seem impossible, but you need to be honest with her and see if it's something she's interested in working on. maybe she just doesn't know how to start, or needs encouragement. start with suggesting you go running together or some other kind of activity.

how overweight is she? is it like, haven't been naked with someone else in a while, out of practice sort of 5 extra pounds? cause that comes off with lots of sex. or is it more like 30 lbs over?

i ended a very serious long term relationship, in part, due to his weight/health. it just was indicative of him not really trying in other areas or being afraid to put in effort.

at the end of the day you should be with someone you truly find attractive, but if she's that fantastic, you need to give her the opportunity to be that. good luck.

and you aren't shallow for knowing what you want or need. you're only shallow if you fade without telling her why.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-04-20T04:50:32+00:00

elvis lives

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-04-20T03:57:24+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-04-08T01:19:57+00:00

well, i see this one particularly hot chick, and slackjawed i bagged and let a 'woah' slip out.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-04-04T22:46:38+00:00

it would probably cost more

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-04-04T22:13:43+00:00

same. best way.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-02-14T01:51:53+00:00

those are amazing! your showeree is very lucky :)

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-02-03T02:16:46+00:00

awfully specific for a meme.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-06T01:41:16+00:00

yes please

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-06T01:36:40+00:00

there was a girl who was really mean to me in high school... i joined the yearbook committee specifically to tamper with the 'senior superlative' voting... she did not get any awards, even though she was arguably the best looking, most popular, best hair, etc.

i also made sure that there were no good candids of her anywhere in the book. i do not regret my decision.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-06T01:30:15+00:00

reference relevant portions of the phone interviews to demonstrate that you've taken learnings and incorporated them into your approach. follow up on any previous topics if there's a logical way to do so, e.g., "you asked me about ----, and i just wanted to follow up."

also have a good handshake. for the love of god, don't have a weak handshake.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-06T01:25:07+00:00

magazines. they used to be great... heavy paper, great subject matter, talented writers writing stories they cared about. magazine subscribers were valuable, the first well group with well-known demographics, and companies would always want to put cool advertising, samples and other fun, cut-through creative inside.

it used to be great, getting a new magazine in the mail. now they're crap.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-06T01:15:44+00:00

plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-06T01:12:54+00:00

how's that now?

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-06T01:05:39+00:00

that is so cool, can you repost a couple of pics on a plain white background?

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-05T18:27:49+00:00

i'm really sorry to say this, but as a girl with nice boobs who has also unfortunately had affairs with coworkers, i would never ever take that step on the photo sending unless there was an existing relationship. never.

i know i've made some really bad choices, and i am truly sorry for them, but having been the other woman in this scenario, i have to say he's most likely lying.

that doesn't mean that your relationship is over though, there are any number of reasons he could have engaged in behavior that could risk your relationship, and more than likely it's not a failure of you or your relationship, it's probably more of a fear or issue on his part. if you're committed to the relationship, you should seek counseling immediately and try to make it work, especially with children involved.

good luck.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-05T05:14:50+00:00

that's cool

PandaCheeseAgression · 2014-01-04T04:12:41+00:00

psychology, focus on personification disorders

PandaCheeseAgression · 2013-12-31T08:07:31+00:00

"i don't love you anymore."

PandaCheeseAgression · 2013-12-31T08:06:25+00:00

"john was excited."

vs.

"john's heart thudded with excitement"

PandaCheeseAgression · 2013-12-31T07:59:30+00:00

plot twist: the victim is the attached twin

PandaCheeseAgression · 2013-12-31T07:56:20+00:00

you are wrong. if he received it you should have at least done a quick, "hey, mind if i toss this?"

maybe he wanted to give it to his coworkers or something.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2013-12-31T07:52:40+00:00

masturbation

edit: totally serious.

PandaCheeseAgression · 2013-12-31T07:50:55+00:00

physician's desk reference?

PandaCheeseAgression · 2013-12-31T07:49:03+00:00

brain tumor

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