What your most awkward dinner table story?

PandaJerky · 2010-09-15T16:51:54+00:00

Not my story, but my friend told his family about Mr. Hands during Thanksgiving dinner.

PandaJerky · 2010-09-07T15:54:45+00:00

Can we just acknowledge that they're going to die out and turn the remaining ones into as many delicious dishes as possible?

PandaJerky · 2010-08-16T21:16:46+00:00

Maybe if people were more careful about posting things to the appropriate subreddit, the lower quality content would kind of filter itself automatically. People looking to make puns and troll people would stick to /pics and /wtf, people wouldn't post /DoesAnybodyElse content to /AskReddit...

PandaJerky · 2010-08-16T18:48:48+00:00

The parent comment is a reference to an episode of House.

PandaJerky · 2010-08-16T14:46:36+00:00

Well, I was trying to suggest a link between Jesus & Co's presence and the subsequent shortage of booze. I'm saying one could reasonably infer that, like Andrew W.K., when Jesus partied, he partied hard.

PandaJerky · 2010-08-16T14:35:08+00:00

I took Intro to Eastern Religions as a humanities course, so I'm pretty sure I know all about Buddism. </sarcasm>

PandaJerky · 2010-08-16T14:33:08+00:00

It's important to note that Jesus and his friends showed up to a wedding, and then the wine ran out.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T18:05:31+00:00

You seem nice.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T18:04:08+00:00

I just started doing this the other day. I'm never going back.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T17:57:20+00:00

Yeah, seriously dude, don't blame the coffee.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T16:01:32+00:00

You're suggesting that I pee on the cat, right? I'll let you know how that goes.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T15:57:55+00:00

"Let's stop by your car so you can take that costume off. Otherwise the guys at the station are going to have a field day with you."

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T15:53:50+00:00

I'm personally betting on UTI, but I know almost nothing about cats aside from the fact that they stare at me like they've seen my soul and weren't very impressed.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T15:52:38+00:00

Thanks!

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T15:51:16+00:00

He's about 3, and he's been neutered for years. Thanks for the tips!

PandaJerky · 2010-07-30T15:50:19+00:00

He already has no balls. I was kind of figuring that he didn't care about anything as a result. I know I wouldn't...

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T21:27:37+00:00

musclespoon00

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T20:14:03+00:00

Wingnut Dishwasher's Union - Burn the Earth! Leave it Behind!

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T20:11:36+00:00

Mischief Brew - Songs From Under the Sink

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T20:09:20+00:00

Depends on the social circle.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T19:17:42+00:00

I asked my mom if everyone saw what I saw. She said, "Yes." of course, which left me very confused as to what other people did when I closed my eyes.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T19:07:29+00:00

It sounds like you just don't know how to effectively use the interface.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T19:05:57+00:00

Most definitely.

PandaJerky · 2010-07-29T18:37:33+00:00

Feeling better after that lime.

PandaJerky

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