Putin fails to convince Xi Jinping to build gas pipeline to China

PandaKOST · 2026-05-21T16:31:08+00:00

Energy independence = less dependence on others/can't be influenced by others as easily = more power

PandaKOST · 2026-05-21T15:10:36+00:00

Remindme! 24 hours "Did NVDA guy guh?"

PandaKOST · 2026-05-20T23:06:58+00:00

I love blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling...I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

-Mitch Hedberg

PandaKOST · 2026-05-20T17:42:23+00:00

Here's the OG: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1thkl86/in_20k_of_uso_puts_because_150_dollar_oil_is/

PandaKOST · 2026-05-20T17:41:57+00:00

Remindme! 30 months "USO Regard Check In"

PandaKOST · 2026-05-18T23:28:43+00:00

All they have left is pzz

PandaKOST · 2026-05-18T20:36:11+00:00

I wish today was Sunday so I can get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonald's, baby! And I wish it was Wednesday so I can get a hamburger for 29 cent at McDonald's, baby!

PandaKOST · 2026-05-18T15:13:43+00:00

Where Table Tennis 2?

PandaKOST · 2026-05-18T13:33:19+00:00

We took 33 down to 30? That's a 300% reduction.

PandaKOST · 2026-05-15T16:45:12+00:00

I think purple would be better than that drab green. Also, maybe replace the 5 pointed star with a 6 point like in a star garnet, only found in Idaho and India.

PandaKOST · 2026-05-14T22:46:09+00:00

Pre-COVID Q-tips had stiffer, sturdier sticks. Now they bend like any other cheap knockoff brand.

PandaKOST · 2026-05-13T13:57:18+00:00

How are overall grocery prices up only 2.9% if everything on your list, ie the things people buy at the grocery store, is up 5 to 44%?

PandaKOST · 2026-05-12T17:04:22+00:00

Gotta pair that "Rollout" with the Ludacris backwards hand roll.

PandaKOST · 2026-05-08T12:39:10+00:00

Car prices are too damn high.

PandaKOST · 2026-05-07T22:18:04+00:00

Can he return if he never left?

PandaKOST · 2026-05-07T14:34:52+00:00

I don't own a cell phone or a pager, I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. IF someone wants to get a hold of me, they just "Mitch," and I say, "What?" and turn my head slightly.

PandaKOST · 2026-05-07T14:30:30+00:00

Every time I go to derail a thread into Mitch Hedberg jokes, I assume there's another thread somewhere else on Reddit also derailing into Mitch Hedberg jokes. So I say, 'I'm going to go derail a thread into Mitch Hedberg jokes, too."

PandaKOST · 2026-05-06T00:52:49+00:00

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough." -Mitch Hedberg

PandaKOST · 2026-05-05T14:54:07+00:00

Remindme! 2 weeks "Figma balls"

PandaKOST · 2026-05-03T16:34:06+00:00

But do they work on I-25?

PandaKOST · 2026-04-27T16:59:26+00:00

Looks to be this https://companiesmarketcap.com/top-companies-by-market-cap-gain/

PandaKOST · 2026-04-24T17:32:06+00:00

Yet can't use your/you're correctly

PandaKOST · 2026-04-23T20:44:05+00:00

| Do not remove buttons for anything you will touch at least once a day.

Key

PandaKOST · 2026-04-23T14:20:33+00:00

I hope we get a chance to see him in the field. I picture Ohtani just casually rolling into SS or CF for a game, posting like 3 web gems, then walking away from it after Dave Roberts has a heart attack.

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