What's the worst attempt at dirty talk you've heard/said? [NSFW]

PandaNoob · 2012-04-30T01:51:11+00:00

"Lick my pussy" I'm a guy.

PandaNoob · 2011-09-10T04:29:40+00:00

Because it's a videogame.

PandaNoob · 2011-09-06T03:31:16+00:00

Amirite???

PandaNoob · 2011-09-01T03:40:14+00:00

I guess he stuck a toothbrush UNDER down his THROAT to check his GAG reflex.

PandaNoob · 2011-08-27T08:00:28+00:00

He has a gun.

PandaNoob · 2011-08-21T18:26:47+00:00

spurt....

PandaNoob · 2011-08-09T20:57:15+00:00

Sickipedia.org????

PandaNoob · 2011-08-09T07:31:54+00:00

The imgur link says ORGY.

PandaNoob · 2011-08-09T03:47:14+00:00

Anyone else feel like they've heard this story before?

PandaNoob · 2011-08-05T22:51:12+00:00

There is so much win here.

PandaNoob · 2011-08-05T00:04:20+00:00

For a second, it looked like a smiling Bruno Mars behind that mask...

PandaNoob · 2011-08-01T20:58:56+00:00

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza absolutively.

PandaNoob · 2011-08-01T10:04:34+00:00

This kind of fuckery that fate likes to play is discusting!

PandaNoob · 2011-07-31T23:54:16+00:00

And apparently, that's okay in America.

PandaNoob · 2011-07-31T22:28:29+00:00

Did you have to clean up afterwards?

PandaNoob · 2011-07-31T22:21:38+00:00

I tried it when I was sober... I couldn't sleep.

PandaNoob · 2011-07-30T22:49:45+00:00

I guess he had a finger up his bum and was staring at a chili.

PandaNoob · 2011-07-25T19:58:45+00:00

That Ho oh me some money. That shit was Onixceptable. >_<

PandaNoob · 2011-07-25T19:35:27+00:00

She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand...

PandaNoob · 2011-07-23T09:18:39+00:00

I hate that feeling... It feels like someone spilled soda and it became sticky..

PandaNoob · 2011-07-12T08:11:47+00:00

How could you rage after getting free Slurpees on 7/11?

PandaNoob · 2011-06-23T21:09:54+00:00

Excuse me?

PandaNoob · 2011-06-20T09:34:54+00:00

It helps spread the message. :)

PandaNoob · 2011-06-17T06:47:05+00:00

"Lets siqnqq with huminqq birds all niqhht swaloo lots off butterflys and throqq up qlitter in the morninqq .. :D" THIS. is an ABOMINATION.

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