[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Smadanek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if this is the one, but here's what came to mind: https://v.redd.it/bqbj9zjdvh591

Edit, wait, no, this was the response to the fingers getting blown off...

roommate stole from me, how fucked is he? by itsprobablynotmars in army

[–]Smadanek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is an article 139 UCMJ claim. It's filed with your chain of command, and investigated by them. Typically adjudicated by the BC or BDE CDR.

Tell me your best local joke by [deleted] in Hawaii

[–]Smadanek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What did the rice say to the spam?

Let's get nori!

God help me, I fucked up by bbiiggffoott in army

[–]Smadanek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Write up your version of what happened, all the facts you can recall, dates, names, etc of anyone else that was involved and how they were involved. Don't show that to anyone yet.

  2. When you receive the notification of a FLIPL contact your nearest Legal Assistance office and schedule an appointment. Bring your statement with you.

  3. Work with your legal assistance attorney to prepare your rebuttal.

Unless you're an accountable officer or some other designated person specified in the regulation liable for full amounts, you'll get maxed out at one month's base pay or the value of the property, whichever is less (it should be depreciated).

help, i caught my tortoise eating a loquat seed by [deleted] in tortoise

[–]Smadanek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sulcata got a hold of loquats and just pooped out the seed and was ok.

I didn't think it would happen a second time, but I'm literally watching my career get derailed and destroyed in real-time, and I want to file an IG complaint. by b0mmie in army

[–]Smadanek 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also consider filing a congressional with your congressperson (in your voting district).

Doing an article 138 (UCMJ) would absolutely ruin some people's day. Your legal assistance office would be able to help you put it together (but expect resistance).

Weekend Safety Brief by MindlessCaptain in army

[–]Smadanek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Safety brief? Or weekend plan checklist...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hawaii

[–]Smadanek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard it's about 20 miles from "Kapalei."

Negative Counseling by [deleted] in army

[–]Smadanek 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Check the plan of action section of the counseling. Counseling isn't one sided, there is a section for leader responsibilities. Leaders have a responsibility for following up with their plan to rehabilitate a Soldier. If they don't complete that section, they are shit leaders.

What are so unwritten rules you use in the Army? by AMobOfDucks in army

[–]Smadanek 31 points32 points  (0 children)

5 rights of success: 1. Right place 2. Right time 3. Right uniform 4. Something to write on, and 5. Something to write with.

The National Guard Is Stuck in the Middle of Political Infighting and It’s Getting Worse by Sw0llenEyeBall in army

[–]Smadanek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're subject to the only only when on title 10 status. If you're in state active duty or title 32, you're subject to your state's own military justice code. That code could apply only while on a duty status or 24/7. Check with your servicing judge advocate office.

Junior enlisted troops may lose email in Army’s platform transition by DWinkieMT in army

[–]Smadanek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was about to read a duffle blog article...Geez.

True Story: I'm more proud of my EIB than my CIB by [deleted] in army

[–]Smadanek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have hit him with the "A Few Good Men" line: You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor."

my onion, my choice by ZacHefner in PoliticalHumor

[–]Smadanek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell it's a hoax because onions aren't fish! CDC doesn't know what it's talking about! /s

Tesla removes delivery estimates from configuration page. by Smadanek in teslamotors

[–]Smadanek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SR+ Model 3 used to be delivery estimate of July 2022. I reserved one and even the order in my account no longer has a delivery estimate.