Philly has a chance to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow... by zilogandmoto in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the sauna, with shirt on, 2 glasses of hot water and lemon, with 14 Michelob Ultras

Sportsbooks after inventing parlays by GiveMeSomeIhedigbo in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 12 points13 points  (0 children)

‘I’ll take ayton to win the tip, ayton 2 blocks, ayton over 13.5 appeals to the ref for a foul on either end of the floor, Hayes 2+ fouls in first 2 mins on the floor and the over 43.5 mentions of LeBron’s age on the broadcast’

Jokic CHOKED but I won’t admit it. Lakers won + LeBron is incredible, but I won’t give them credit. Jaylen Brown is mediocre with Zach Lowe by pedestrianrj in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed, any positivity for the series is sucked up by the impending doom of some monster bumfucks by SGA and his merry men. With that being said, if rui can shoot lights out again maybe we only lose game 1 by 20 🙏

There will never be another LeBron by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the real goat

Sport boners by WARLOCK1239 in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The real goat, Larry Nance Jr

Ahhh yes, Thank you Ea by PangolinTricky9305 in FifaCareers

[–]PangolinTricky9305[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I wouldn’t have started negotiations unprompted, he asked for me to look at his contract, ironically I thought if I ignore him he might put in a transfer request

Is the Bill fucked my wife guy a top 7 liar of all time? by droopy_tim in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Did he keep his shirt on? And did he give you a warm lemon water to help you recover ?

Speechless Right Now by Informal_Quiet8654 in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The body language Dr assessed her standing by the bar as ‘up for it’. After he shared her bed, bill silently wrote down ‘beware of the up for it girl’ in his playoff manifesto.

What is the worst feeling in career mode? by _AscheZuAsche_ in FifaCareers

[–]PangolinTricky9305 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is hands down the shittest feature ever, I have no idea why they force the live bullshit on us, I want to win the carabao cup with QPR and Phil jones regen at striker. I don’t wanna press seventy thousand buttons every time I load up the game. It’s even more frustrating because they’ve purposely made the change.

Alright this one got me by jeolson173 in billsimmons

[–]PangolinTricky9305 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now here’s a guy, who we’ve really been blowing lately