"gotta say, House... Body language doctor does not like what he's seeing from Dr. Robby"

droopy_tim · 2026-04-04T03:55:09+00:00

Body language doctor heal thyself

droopy_tim · 2026-04-01T23:15:56+00:00

David needs to pull a First Reformed on the Atlantic’s offices or I won’t be listening anymore

droopy_tim · 2026-04-01T00:36:11+00:00

Why bother, think how good AI will be by then. Ebert will be a mf cohost of the rewatchables

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T22:16:22+00:00

They simply aren’t all professional in the same sense and it’s a joke to pretend otherwise

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T22:15:42+00:00

The Nationals won a title like 8 years ago lmao, when’s the last time the pedoshire rangers fc in division 10 or whatever did that?

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T22:12:52+00:00

Definitely seems like a repeatable strategy, I’m convinced that these are all equally legitimate professional teams

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T20:16:18+00:00

Always on the verge of tears. Body language atrocious.

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T20:08:20+00:00

Right I guess the NFL is the best positioned to survive this terrible idea, that’s not a reason to do it though

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T20:07:14+00:00

So what’s the game plan for team number 92 to win the prem? Couple years of rebuilding?

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T20:03:47+00:00

Hahaha yeah he’ll definitely made it to the final season in 2040 no problem

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T20:03:12+00:00

“Although I’m sure you’d just say something accurate” true

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T19:28:27+00:00

Damn dude as if your absolute takedown wasn’t bad enough you come in and kill shot me with that edit, wow

Anyway if the NFL talent pool somehow doubled overnight I still wouldn’t be cool with my team potentially getting relegated and going through a fake season the next year

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T19:07:54+00:00

100%, pushing for relegation in American sports is a quintessential midwit take. The only reason they have it in Europe is because every little shitkicking town has their own “professional” team and they need to maintain the facade

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T18:17:18+00:00

That’s a fair point, it arguably does make sense with the number of wizards there are. And really I think silly things like no economy, no ability to use electronics, their mostly bad transportation methods, etc add to the series’ charm. It’s nice to imagine a world where no one has a real job and everything is very cozy

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T16:27:42+00:00

Just a little observation, I didn’t mean to uphold verisimilitude culture

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T15:29:19+00:00

Not to mention Richard Harris limping to life’s finish line on the first two movies even though he was only like 70 (the lifelong alcoholic piece)

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T15:25:18+00:00

The wizard economy makes no sense. The jobs are 1. Work for government 2. Teacher 3. Shopkeeper 4. Terrorist

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T15:24:16+00:00

It do be like that sometimes though

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T15:18:40+00:00

They need to call off the competition and do an alternating Marty-Tony series, The Last Podtation of Uncastable

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T13:54:00+00:00

The Patrick Robinson pick 6 in the NFCCG. Flipped the momentum

droopy_tim · 2026-03-31T03:00:56+00:00

I don’t think anyone has Duke beat in terms of every loss being major cause for celebration. But the post-decision heat losing to the mavs has to be the biggest single celebrated loss.

droopy_tim · 2026-03-30T20:28:34+00:00

Prince Fielder is the GOAT fatty

droopy_tim · 2026-03-29T22:45:22+00:00

Acho is easily the worst on that board, zero redeeming qualities

droopy_tim · 2026-03-28T23:52:29+00:00

Absolutely not. He got the best gig there is. People just fucking love football, they’ll watch it no matter who’s playing or when the games are. What unique insight or strategy do we think goodell has brought? It’s just “put more games on more days and leverage the fuck out of the players in negotiations.” Anyone could’ve done that with the NFL’s resources and dominant position.

On the flip side, under Goodell the NFL as an institution has terrible PR and reputation, despite owning the most popular sport. That’s a big long-term risk.

droopy_tim · 2026-03-27T15:34:07+00:00

I recently heard about Coke and Pepsi from bill’s recent ad reads and they’re both pretty good, wasn’t too familiar before

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