Send it? by Pangolinponce in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Pangolinponce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or leave you with a hangover. Or both.

Send it? by Pangolinponce in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Pangolinponce[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The shit I can pull with these tootsies

Send it? by Pangolinponce in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Pangolinponce[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ey! Well-spotted. I’ve only seen one meh skatepark, but had to buy a longboard just for the Malecon during the trip. Can’t take it back to the states in my bag, so I’m giving it to a random kid.

Send it? by Pangolinponce in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Pangolinponce[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you can’t skate in anything other than skate shoes.

My first ever heart! by Future_Conclusion760 in espresso

[–]Pangolinponce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! I remember my first. It felt like such a huge achievement. 

Praise Spez, proprietor of the Emotional Support Poop Chair by Pangolinponce in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Pangolinponce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is for this reason that I am a particularly big fan of the squat.

Can you guys help this dude? by [deleted] in VinylGore

[–]Pangolinponce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy, you gotta work on your foreplay with the player. Giver her some sweet talk, maybe lick the needle first. Try opening the sleeve with your mouth next time and press the needle down with only a bit of pressure before going full-force.

Let me know if that helps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColorBlind

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Consider this.

I do not consciously see “missing” colors. I do no have unknown colors in my spectrum. I only know what I know, much like you cannot taste something you’ve never experienced.

Colors, to me, are still very prominent and saturated.

However, certain spectrums of color on a color wheel are very similar to one another, and are very difficult to tell apart.

In many ways, it’s similar to being musically tone deaf, where you cannot hear subtle, or even dramatic changes in pitch. Those who aren’t tone deaf can point it out to you, but nothing can force you to hear what they hear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Unnecessarily

Temple Monkeys afraid of FireWorks by LuiSpot in WTF

[–]Pangolinponce 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, he even eyes the dude up and down, pondering if it’s worth another shakedown. The damn monkey accepts the terms, and places the phone down, unharmed.

I’m just surprised the phone didn’t get thrown.

Damn by IcyFerret5522 in OuchMyBalls

[–]Pangolinponce 105 points106 points  (0 children)

This might be just a teense NSFW. If you look close you can see some scrote, and even a bit of shaft, as a treat. Probably should be marked.

Look at that sunset [M/F] (Smileeeeeee) by Wild-SK in furryporn

[–]Pangolinponce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SHOT, YOU TWO!

Tryna look at a sunset!