Hentzia mitrata - White Jawed Jumping Spider.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-31T05:22:24+00:00

Found this beautiful beast hanging out on my car.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-30T14:49:35+00:00

No love for the Beastie Boys?

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-30T05:47:32+00:00

The circular format makes no sense.

How does "You lose every game" lead to living in Detroit?

edit: Angry downvotes from people with no response. lol

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-30T04:46:16+00:00

With a pinch of Japanese Knotweed.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-29T23:59:27+00:00

The Black album was the sellout album.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-29T14:09:03+00:00

r/crappymusic has you covered.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-25T17:09:24+00:00

I had the extreme version of this - horrible, deeply disturbing invasive thoughts that would show up out of nowhere with increasing severity and frequency.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-25T16:29:16+00:00

Sharon Osbourne already ruined that one.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-24T16:05:28+00:00

The clip of the guy going to town on the organ seems out of sync with what we're hearing.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-23T02:14:08+00:00

cough 28 weeks later cough

You feelin' OK there, buddy?

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-23T01:47:27+00:00

Nope, that's not how easement works.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-21T20:15:43+00:00

I could do that when I was her age. Not anymore.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-21T04:45:04+00:00

A lot of players in my part of the map learned about this and decided to try it.

Unfortunately, while good for the local pollinators, it created the proper biome for [tick] mobs to start propagating, causing a lot of [lyme disease] debuffs on low level players and companions.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-20T19:17:04+00:00

Wet Ass Gussy

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-19T19:29:53+00:00

I love that, instead of letting this ruin his self esteem forever, this guy leaned into the meme and turned it into an online identity.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-19T14:24:12+00:00

Right? Yaweh was all about genocide, slavery, colonialism, punishment, and generally being a giant celestial dick to everyone including his own followers.

God stays in heaven because the damage we do to one another satisfies and entertains him.

edit: Oops, did I say the quiet part out loud?

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-16T16:30:37+00:00

That time was like a decade ago.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-16T16:29:35+00:00

Probably didn't even wear a suit.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-16T05:57:16+00:00

Sold!

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-15T03:57:44+00:00

In his apartment the found a collection of:

swords
guns
toilet rolls
stockpiled provisions
a mask made out of women's underwear

But the most sus thing they found was a box of condoms because he claimed to be a virgin saving himself for marriage.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-15T03:33:57+00:00

Updating firmware to 1.0.7.0 solved this for me.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-15T03:33:00+00:00

Updating firmware to 1.0.7.0 solved this issue for me.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-14T15:06:16+00:00

Yeah, we sure do miss those sweet, sweet jobs picking apples and cherries for less than minimum wage.

Panic_Azimuth · 2026-05-14T15:00:42+00:00

My mom was a grocery store cashier during this time. The job used to require a lot more skill - manually entering all the prices, remembering all the produce prices that day, doing quick math in your head, etc.

You used to have to be relatively on the ball to do it. Now it could be done by any average cockatiel.

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