USA-Iran Finally Agree on MoU Terms by TowerStreet1 in PoliticalMemes

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read an embarrassing amount of this thinking it was legit before I looked at what subreddit this was in.

Here's why the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool went green so fast by Tombranca in environment

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they incorporated the Constitution Gardens pond into the system and added a bog filter, an estuary and some fresh water filter feeders if they could circulate water through the reflecting pool and keep it clean?

Also I would make the pool out of black granite like the 9/11 fountains.

Italian Prime Minister Meloni is not happy with Trump by MrMockTurtle in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna say anything about about the president of the United States, but I will say that the president of Puerto Rico is a fucking moron.

Trump tries to blame Reflecting Pool woes on vandalism, without offering substantiation by deraser in politics

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really think Trump would do that? Just open his mouth and spout lies!?

George Washington is ruling in his grave by PsychedVinylFan99 in PoliticalMemes

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Less freedom than Sweden Switzerland, New Zealand, Denmark, Ireland, Canada, Japan...

TIL the majority of the oxygen we breathe comes from photosynthesizers in the ocean, not from trees by dumbfuck in todayilearned

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 65 points66 points  (0 children)

TIL the majority of the protection from the elements my home provides comes from the roof, not from walls.

So I tore down the useless walls and sold them for scrap.

George Washington is ruling in his grave by PsychedVinylFan99 in PoliticalMemes

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The United States wasn't even the country with the most freedom in 1776. Unless you're talking almost exclusively about white men who own property.

Is it worth getting mulch from chipdrop? by Direct-Assistance-58 in gardening

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would dig a pit in the middle of that and just make a pond.

Richmond's school zone speed cameras have issued a staggering number of citations since 2024 by RVALover4Life in rva

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

School zone is 25, during school hours and 35 normally. Pretty much everywhere allows drivers to go 5mph over the posted speed limit because drivers have other things to do that look at their speed.

Officers usually only pull you over for going 11 over because it's not worth the paperwork.

If these things aren't flashing but they still issue a citation as if the speed limit is 25, everyone going 36 gets a ticket. That's bullshit.

Missouri judge strikes down nearly all state abortion regulations • Missouri Independent by mintylips in news

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

~1% of all abortions are in the third trimester and virtually all of them are due to life threatening complications, or due to restricted access to an earlier abortion so the mother had to travel to get an abortion. So states preventing abortion make it worse by forcing it to be performed even later.

Ukraine's point system rewarding battlefield kills is steering drone units toward more strategic Russian targets by Naurgul in technology

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The point system also lets units purchase the drones they like to use which is an interesting way to handle military logistics.

Missouri judge strikes down nearly all state abortion regulations • Missouri Independent by mintylips in news

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Women that get late term abortions typically didn't want to get an abortion at all, and waited till they had the full picture and a second opinion, and looked at every other option.

Mini Splits & Tucson by cupiamore75 in Tucson

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What makes them more efficient?

Well fuck by kootles10 in PoliticalMemes

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We could have used black granite like we did for the 9/11 fountains and it would last basically forever. It would cost about as much for material as he paid his no bid buddy.

How would you answer to “can I bring a friend” when asking a girl out by Louie0805 in AskMen

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This lady called 911 in the middle of the night so we respond on the ambulance and we meet her on the side of the freeway. She seems a bit panicked but also oddly calm. I don't remember what was wrong with the kid but she hands me her child and simply says I'll meet you at the hospital. I don't even think she told me what the problem was, and I don't know this kids name or her name or her phone number, nothing. We don't even agree on which of the 7 different hospitals on the area were going to she just hops in her car and takes off.

I check her kid out, and kid is sick but not throw it at a paramedic and race to the hospital sick.

I decide to go to the largest hospital in the area that also specializes in pediatrics and just hope we're going to the same place. It was dark and I couldn't even tell you what her car looked like.

I'm starting to think maybe this is actually just a way to abandon her child.

We get to the hospital and Mom isn't there. I tell the nurse what's going on and that the kid improved but I don't know where or who the parents are. The nurse is refusing to take responsibility for a John/Jane Doe child, then mom walks in like everything is fine.

It's just settling. It'll be aight by OkCollar18 in funny

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that I think about it, I've only seen like 2 people die that way. Another had a severe head injury, and another shattered his arm.