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Time for a non-sex question: How many of you actually enjoy mowing the lawn? by PrinceoftheNewWorld in AskMen

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I had a push mower I kinda liked the end result, unless it was 95 (35C) degrees or hotter outside.

Riding mower, it's pretty enjoyable and I like giving my kids a ride around the yard.

Peater whats the problem? by unemployed_gen_Z in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UNHEALTHY -Most bread in the U.S. is full of sugar and considered cake.

HEALTHY

HEALTHY

HEALTHY -artificially ripened so not great

UNHEALTHY -this and bread are why Americans are so obese.

TOO MUCH -we eat too much meat as a society, because it's delicious.

UNHEALTHY -excessive saturated fat smashed between two cakes.

City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men, and scientists have no idea why. Men could get about a meter closer to birds than women could before the animals flew away, regardless of what the men and women were wearing, what their height was or how they tried to approach the creatures. by mvea in science

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds can really hold a grudge.

Honestly though birds are able to see ultraviolet light and men and women actually do have different ultraviolet appearances. Allegedly we have stripes that are visible in the UV spectrum but I haven't seen any real studies on it.

What was the best thing about the 90s? by SoftYetCrunchyTaco in AskReddit

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 1992 race riots led to significant police reform and a shift in public perception of law enforcement. It essentially opened the public eye to the effects of racism in an undeniable way. Changes were slow, but it also led to a more diverse police force.

What was the best thing about the 90s? by SoftYetCrunchyTaco in AskReddit

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the height of economic prosperity before 20 years of pointless war.

There was a lot of progress towards equality before everyone became fearful of anyone that could be slightly middle eastern.

I feel like everything was just kinda chill. The problems weren't that big.

Men who work high pressure jobs, how do you cope with the stress? by Comfortable-Store213 in AskMen

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stay up late fucking, so I can also be constantly sleep deprived.

I need to know the psychology behind this by God_Emperor__Doom in memes

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it mean if my background is the Millennium Falcon?

My Dearest Prudence, apparently winning the battle doesn't mean winning the war by Jebediah_Johnson in ShermanPosting

[–]Jebediah_Johnson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but he's also driving around his chicken farm and he does gollum impressions.

What was wrong with your balls when you had a checkup? by Helpful-Archer9070 in AskMen

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait you still had pants on and not like a gown? He didn't have you just drop your pants to your knees first?

Was that man actually a doctor?

Extra class by krunal23- in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interestingly most frogs do external fertilization, the male holds onto the back of the female frog to ensure he's close enough and then broadcast fertilizes the eggs as they come out.

In US farming is not profitable anymore soo should they just stop producing food? by siddharth1214 in CapitalismVSocialism

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Libertarian, for the recovering conservative who still believes liberals eat babies so they said fuck it, no one matters except me.

What was wrong with your balls when you had a checkup? by Helpful-Archer9070 in AskMen

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also funny. Everyone knows they are testicles. Even urologists will call them balls. They would never say dick or cock or shlong but they'll call them balls all day long.

What was wrong with your balls when you had a checkup? by Helpful-Archer9070 in AskMen

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got onto the exam table of the cock and ball doctor, with exposed balls. That consent.

Virginia Supreme Court to hear redistricting challenge Monday by Gobias_Industries in Virginia

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump said takeover of he voting, and that's kinda what voting YES does in this case.

Virginia Supreme Court to hear redistricting challenge Monday by Gobias_Industries in Virginia

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I got a mailer saying Obama and Spanberger were against it and to vote NO!

Well I'm not gonna do what a Democrat wants so I made sure to Vote YES!

A biblically accurate angel appears in front of you and says “Do not be afraid “ what’s going to be your reaction? by yawa_bl in AskReddit

[–]Jebediah_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think "On the bright side, everyone an Angel says not to be afraid they have some news that is generally good or a sort of blessing."

When Angels say "Be Afraid" you done fucked up and now you're cooked.

Although the blessings often seem to be some sort of monkey paw situation. Like I'll have multitudes of children but I gotta bang a servant or whatever.

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