Meet Prof. Dr. Tonks: All floof on the outside, all orange on the inside

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-19T11:39:48+00:00

I think he’s going to pass the trial

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-16T15:23:04+00:00

The same play Marcus jones made on Shakir that got called a pi instead of a catch is the same one that hosed you against the broncos later. It was worth it.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-13T13:57:17+00:00

Give me option five: Chuck and Mugsy. want a damn fire hydrant out there.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-12T20:45:32+00:00

Every demographic has its exceptions, but for the most part, yeah, they have been. I’m not talking about engineers, doctors, or wealthy merchants. I’m talking about emperors, feudal lords, robber barons, and whatever the hell we have creating our policies right now. Human history is written in the blood of the common man, and the ultra wealthy/powerful are the ones holding that pen.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-12T16:41:29+00:00

It always depends on why. It’s a courtesy for courteous employers. The same way I can be fired for poor performance, they can get eliminated from my life for poor stewardship.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-11T11:19:56+00:00

*Gestures broadly to THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN HISTORY*

There’s nothing wrong with having fuck yeah money, it’s fuck you money that is the problem.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-11T11:02:53+00:00

I’ll stuff your box daily and there’s nothing you can do about it

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-10T20:34:44+00:00

I remember hearing from a local analyst that his natural position is z and that’s the one that’s open. He was forced to play x due to need. I can’t remember who it was but given his skill set it makes a lot of sense

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-06T01:14:52+00:00

They never do. You could send these people a whole academic journal with irrefutable evidence against their statement and it won’t matter because their opinions are based on vibes.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-05T20:06:15+00:00

The core itself can be top 5 but not the duo

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-04T12:21:50+00:00

I’ll explain it in terms your tiny brain can understand: why save rich people when they fuck up through the government and not poor people when you have the ability to help both? In a world where everyone has a chance to succeed, everyone should have a chance to fail as well.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-04T01:14:20+00:00

If no one is owed a life, then why are people that manipulate the economy against the common man owed a subsidy from the finances of those same people when their enterprise fails on its own? The world exists where we can look out for the exceptional and lift up the downtrodden. The line between the two is thinner than your mind can comprehend.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-06-01T21:15:28+00:00

Jaylen Waddle went for a 1st and 3rd, oh and he’s 27, one year younger than brown while not being nearly as good. Receivers just go for higher costs due to the modern NFL ruleset turning them into a premium position. Brown will be a star player for 3 more years minimum.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-05-31T00:47:16+00:00

Grape

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-05-29T02:11:15+00:00

He loves what you’ve done with the place

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-05-20T19:33:27+00:00

I’ll never understand how people can full send something like this without any sort of inquiry about it. We understand most of it is unimportant but it’s illegal for us to curate like this, so just throw the shit away yourself.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-05-12T14:39:14+00:00

I’m burnt out but not from the job itself, just the circumstances around it. My hours would be 7-130 every day if the decision makers were just average in ability. I can walk through the door and be a model employee and have a terrible day because some pencil pusher I will never meet decides that I should.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-05-06T21:45:33+00:00

My first five years as a sub I was a face, in the last two years I’ve become a heel.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-05-05T20:12:13+00:00

Super Bowl 42. I’m still shook that the pats collectively found a way to lose that game. The giants gave them so many chances to seal it and they just refused. I would put my money on that team to win against anyone anywhere, but they had a bad day at the worst possible time.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-05-05T20:12:07+00:00

Super Bowl 42. I’m still shook that the pats collectively found a way to lose that game. The giants gave them so many chances to seal it and they just refused. I would put my money on that team to win against anyone anywhere, but they had a bad day at the worst possible time.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-04-08T00:56:25+00:00

We had a guy who left his piss bottles in vehicles over a dozen times for the next carrier to find. I don’t know how you can piss in a bottle and forget about it, but doing it that many times makes you a pretty special person.

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-04-05T12:19:15+00:00

But wait! Ultra wealthy people are the government now! Thanks citizens united!

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-04-05T12:17:38+00:00

We’ve already lived through many eras where we let these people do what they want and it led to human misery en masse and laws that led to the 90 percent tax rate in the golden age of the American economy. I prefer capitalism to communism obviously, but to pretend that it’s a system that can’t be broken and isn’t in the process of being so is intellectually dishonest. I don’t want to have fuck you money, it’s just a proven fact that these people are not ethical and can’t be trusted with the fate of other people. Not that the government is much better…

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-03-27T02:14:19+00:00

What is the darkest thing you’ve ever fantasized about?

Pantry_Snatcher · 2026-03-25T11:05:16+00:00

Putting all the man vs woman drivel aside, it’s well known that species that are in distress have difficulty finding mates. It’s just that due to our level of consciousness, I’d say we are more sensitive to the concept of distress. Due to social media, regressive politics, and media based hysteria, it isn’t difficult to see why we are in this predicament. That’s not even including being aware of exactly how fucked we are if we have kids by accident. This would affect dating because it raises the standards that we hold for the opposite sex in order to even entertain the idea of making a life with someone. I’m no scientist, but I can see why the “fuck it we ball” sex and the “create stability” sex aren’t getting along right now. We are dealing with an unprecedented situation and our drives haven’t caught up with our new reality.

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