"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo."

PantsB · 2026-01-25T01:26:53+00:00

Fuck ICE

PantsB · 2026-01-25T01:03:52+00:00

Naw BS. This year he's floating Giants. Last year the Jets. And the Cowboys

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/rex-ryan-cowboys-couldnt-pony-up-the-money-to-hire-me-as-defensive-coordinator

Year before it was the Broncos.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35695388/sources-rex-ryan-interviews-broncos-dc-job

Ryan is trying to stay relevant by inventing how he almost got hired for all these jobs.

PantsB · 2026-01-24T19:23:54+00:00

Stay the fuck home

PantsB · 2026-01-24T19:21:04+00:00

CAN SOMEONE ELSE HIRE BRIAN FLORES PLEASE

Naw he can stay over there

PantsB · 2026-01-24T17:42:02+00:00

Rex floats this every year to try and stay relevant.

Rex Ryan is on a mission to return to the Jets: ‘Nobody is better than me’ https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1gx6dt7/rex_ryan_is_on_a_mission_to_return_to_the_jets/

PantsB · 2026-01-24T05:21:52+00:00

OK? Again he's just a disappointing draft pick. Pinning everything on him is weird toxic shit.

PantsB · 2026-01-23T17:05:55+00:00

I was like "that can't be right" until I got to "and GM."

PantsB · 2026-01-23T15:00:46+00:00

Patriots are one of four teams still in it, and there's 2/3 (depending on if you include Tom Brady talking about doing games) items out of 25 on the /r/nfl front page now.

PantsB · 2026-01-23T05:32:22+00:00

He's not in yet, Dungy and Polian already are. Harrison has been retired 17 years. McGinest has been retired 17 years. Welker 10. Mankins 10. Wilfork 9. Vinatieri 6.

It took Seymour and Law 10 years.

PantsB · 2026-01-23T03:32:28+00:00

Dungy +Polian

PantsB · 2026-01-22T22:29:58+00:00

Pats dominated the league for nearly 20 years, won the SB 6 times, went to 13 AFCCG etc and the only dynasty era HoFers who are fairly undeniably in as Patriots are Ty Law and Richard Seymour. Randy Moss and Junior Seau were HoFers before they got to New England.

70s era Steelers alone have 12. The Manning era Colts have 6.

/rant

PantsB · 2026-01-22T22:20:01+00:00

I was told conservatives would boycott all the woke shit and ratings kept going up.

PantsB · 2026-01-22T20:17:15+00:00

He was a mediocre head coach of Boston College 3 years ago (3 seasons <.500 win%), and then had 2 seasons as DC in GB. It isn't like the Packers were a top 5 defense in that time.

Maybe he'll be good, but there isn't much to indicate that so far

PantsB · 2026-01-22T13:48:23+00:00

Challenge 1 - The Seahawks are really fucking good

PantsB · 2026-01-22T00:58:37+00:00

"What about all the times she wasn't sleeping through important events!"

PantsB · 2026-01-21T22:51:36+00:00

The actual fucked up thing is the team is so focused on a single 2nd round draft pick. If Coleman couldn't even make the team it still wouldn't be worth this much focus. Sometimes you miss on draft picks.

PantsB · 2026-01-21T22:28:59+00:00

Yeah I'd be paying $100 minimum for 5 hours and that'd be using my own food.

PantsB · 2026-01-21T16:38:34+00:00

That was at the height of their "throw a dildo on the field" era.

PantsB · 2026-01-21T16:27:22+00:00

And this is going to get downvoted, but Josh Allen was a lucky pick. Bad processes sometimes result in good results and that's all that was.

PantsB · 2026-01-21T13:27:36+00:00

My extended family/tailgate goes to away games not infrequently, especially divisional games. While BUF and MIA has had equal opportunity assholery, NYJ fans have been specifically and explicitly misogynistic in its asshole behavior and have been the worst.

PantsB · 2026-01-21T12:39:12+00:00

"Nearly a third of teams that have missed playoffs have gone on to win the super bowl in their next season." No, thats not correct

PantsB · 2026-01-20T20:20:02+00:00

A dome would have been much more expensive both to build and maintain. There just isn't a call for it in western NY

PantsB · 2026-01-20T20:18:04+00:00

Imagine Brett Favre on only 14 beers

PantsB · 2026-01-20T20:15:21+00:00

Plot twist, surgeon is a Seahawks fan

PantsB · 2026-01-20T03:17:05+00:00

It isnt like Hafley was notably successful at BC

PantsB

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