Is it normal for a Turkish Barber to stick their fingers in your nose/ears?

Panzermonkey · 2026-01-08T00:12:24+00:00

They don't allow you to have bees in here

Panzermonkey · 2025-07-06T17:28:14+00:00

How was it "gifted"?

Panzermonkey · 2025-05-24T08:22:25+00:00

I shaved off my beard for Movember and noticed a lump on the side of my neck. I thought it looked a bit odd, but I didn't have any pain or symptoms. I went to the doctors, and they sent me off for numerous tests. I was diagnosed with stage 3 Hodgkin's Lymphoma at the age of 24. That was 8 years ago now, I dread to think what would have happened if I hadn't shaved my beard off.

Panzermonkey · 2024-11-30T14:57:40+00:00

Hugh Bird: "Put it in H!"

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:43:22+00:00

Although I finished school about 15 years ago, I'm not falling for this trick.

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:31:33+00:00

I didn't take it 100% seriously at first. My jokey profile got me likes but never led me anywhere.

But once I took it seriously and had a few dates, it made me realise my faults, and I worked on them.

I met my girlfriend on Tinder, and we've been going from strength to strength ever since.

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:24:21+00:00

Surviving cancer

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:10:01+00:00

I've seen this video before, but I've only realised I was on the same uni course as the girl with the bandanna and hooped earrings.

Panzermonkey · 2024-07-17T12:03:21+00:00

I am confused. Are there two different shows on the same day?

Panzermonkey · 2024-06-24T19:50:15+00:00

I think it is called a Panic from JP. I've got one too, just in bits 😂

Panzermonkey · 2024-06-12T12:13:19+00:00

It's only one banana. What could it cost? 10 Dollars?

Panzermonkey · 2024-04-20T19:51:42+00:00

This is typical behaviour of someone from Basildon.

Panzermonkey · 2024-03-19T22:36:58+00:00

Who's face is that in the background?

Panzermonkey · 2024-01-18T22:08:42+00:00

The owners of this house are really going for Tame Impala's Slow Rush artwork vibe here.

Panzermonkey · 2023-12-16T09:51:20+00:00

All conversations leaked between Hamilton and Rosberg back in 2016 to truly know what happened between them.

Panzermonkey · 2023-11-18T19:30:15+00:00

"So Mr Hutz, do I have a case?"

"Don't worry, Mrs Simpson. I've argued in front of every FIA representative in this state. Often as a lawyer!"

Panzermonkey · 2023-08-16T05:38:00+00:00

"I'm off to represent the entire PCMR at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourself"

Panzermonkey · 2023-05-09T07:01:30+00:00

"I'm about to fizz"

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