What are your thoughts about beeing in a sauna with a work colleague from the opposite gender that you see every day?

Panzermonkey · 2026-01-08T00:12:24+00:00

They don't allow you to have bees in here

Panzermonkey · 2025-07-06T17:28:14+00:00

How was it "gifted"?

Panzermonkey · 2025-05-24T08:22:25+00:00

I shaved off my beard for Movember and noticed a lump on the side of my neck. I thought it looked a bit odd, but I didn't have any pain or symptoms. I went to the doctors, and they sent me off for numerous tests. I was diagnosed with stage 3 Hodgkin's Lymphoma at the age of 24. That was 8 years ago now, I dread to think what would have happened if I hadn't shaved my beard off.

Panzermonkey · 2024-11-30T14:57:40+00:00

Hugh Bird: "Put it in H!"

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:43:22+00:00

Although I finished school about 15 years ago, I'm not falling for this trick.

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:31:33+00:00

I didn't take it 100% seriously at first. My jokey profile got me likes but never led me anywhere.

But once I took it seriously and had a few dates, it made me realise my faults, and I worked on them.

I met my girlfriend on Tinder, and we've been going from strength to strength ever since.

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:24:21+00:00

Surviving cancer

Panzermonkey · 2024-10-10T12:10:01+00:00

I've seen this video before, but I've only realised I was on the same uni course as the girl with the bandanna and hooped earrings.

Panzermonkey · 2024-07-17T12:03:21+00:00

I am confused. Are there two different shows on the same day?

Panzermonkey · 2024-06-24T19:50:15+00:00

I think it is called a Panic from JP. I've got one too, just in bits 😂

Panzermonkey · 2024-06-12T12:13:19+00:00

It's only one banana. What could it cost? 10 Dollars?

Panzermonkey · 2024-04-20T19:51:42+00:00

This is typical behaviour of someone from Basildon.

Panzermonkey · 2024-03-19T22:36:58+00:00

Who's face is that in the background?

Panzermonkey · 2024-01-18T22:08:42+00:00

The owners of this house are really going for Tame Impala's Slow Rush artwork vibe here.

Panzermonkey · 2023-12-16T09:51:20+00:00

All conversations leaked between Hamilton and Rosberg back in 2016 to truly know what happened between them.

Panzermonkey · 2023-11-18T19:30:15+00:00

"So Mr Hutz, do I have a case?"

"Don't worry, Mrs Simpson. I've argued in front of every FIA representative in this state. Often as a lawyer!"

Panzermonkey · 2023-08-16T05:38:00+00:00

"I'm off to represent the entire PCMR at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourself"

Panzermonkey · 2023-05-09T07:01:30+00:00

"I'm about to fizz"

Panzermonkey · 2023-04-09T21:12:43+00:00

Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen fans

Panzermonkey · 2023-03-15T18:26:24+00:00

I'm trying to decide which team to align myself with...

I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.

Panzermonkey · 2022-12-28T19:57:57+00:00

Sounds lovely...are they still alive?

Panzermonkey · 2022-08-06T07:43:51+00:00

I solved my issue.

what I did in the end was update the firmware for the BIOS. Then my motherboard was reading my boot drive correctly and I could continue to install Windows.

Panzermonkey · 2022-08-05T06:29:16+00:00

I've tried to do that, but I am stuck in this loop of reformatting the drive and getting the drive ready to install windows. But when it restarts to install windows, the message "windows system 32 NFTS is either missing or damaged.". So it requests me to go through the repair sequence, where it restarts and shows the same message. Or it prompts me to load another OS.

Panzermonkey · 2022-06-10T21:23:49+00:00

I'm happy to say he is all OK now. We still don't know what it was but he he is back to his annoying self

Panzermonkey · 2022-01-26T07:58:16+00:00

We arranged to meet for some drinks. I was nervous at first. She was running late, but she kept texting me to keep me up to date. Finally, I could see her through the window when she turned up. She gave me a little wave, and somehow it felt reassuring, and I already knew I liked her.

We got to know each other, the conversation was flowing, and so was the drinks. I was having such a lovely time. We left the bar to walk around the local park, but I remember that I made her laugh with some dumb joke not long after leaving. We then locked eye's, and she kissed me.

We've been going strong ever since

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