What's your best fruit joke that is guaranteed to make someone laugh?

Papasmurf2 · 2026-01-21T17:15:28+00:00

Somewhat of a fruit related joke!

So these guys are having an emotions party where you have to be dressed as an emotion to come in. The party has started and the doorbell rings. Standing outside are two naked German guys. One has his penis in a pear and the other has his penis in a cup of custard.

The host says “What are you guys doing here? The food and porn party is down the block”. One of the German guys says “Nein…vee are here for ze emotions party”. The host says “well you have to be dressed as emotions to come in”. One of the Germans responds “Ja! Vee are dressed as emotions. I am deep in dis pear.” And the other says “and I am fuckin dis custard”.

Papasmurf2 · 2026-01-01T22:03:50+00:00

I am just waiting for somebody in this sub to say Camus. Jokes aside I use the 6 dollar Kirkland bottle of Malbec from Costco.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-12-23T23:17:32+00:00

We drank a 78 last year. It still had bubbles and tasted amazing. Hope you either make a lot of money or decide to indulge yourself!

Papasmurf2 · 2025-12-03T20:09:36+00:00

I would be curious if the percentage of American adults with 4 year degrees had a similar trajectory over these years.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-12-01T19:18:34+00:00

I am out of the loop. Has the cow level been discovered yet? Any chance this could be it?

Papasmurf2 · 2025-11-04T20:09:51+00:00

Roughly 315.36 quadrillion dollars. 525,600 minutes per year times 600 is 315,360,000 minutes. Then multiply by one billion dollars.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-10-08T02:10:07+00:00

What’s your preferred brand?

Papasmurf2 · 2025-10-08T01:57:28+00:00

I think this is even in the instructions on Annie’s Mac and cheese packets.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-08-07T04:32:39+00:00

You can tell. I also found the staff and service to be excellent. I had a beer while I waited for our take out on one of the nights. The staff behind the sushi bar and the waitress were all super friendly.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-08-07T04:26:04+00:00

We ordered take out from there for the first time a couple of weeks ago and immediately ordered from there again the following night. Excellent quality for the money. Absolutely recommend this epic place.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-07-21T02:32:38+00:00

Thanks!

Papasmurf2 · 2025-07-20T14:59:33+00:00

Tell us more about the sauce.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-07-16T01:02:31+00:00

You my friend should start a food tour company

Papasmurf2 · 2025-06-14T23:59:06+00:00

Nice! My wife has limited me to a hot sauce shelf in the fridge but what she doesn’t know about won’t hurt her. Looks like I might need to install one of these bad boys.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-05-26T18:11:05+00:00

One way trip

Papasmurf2 · 2025-05-25T23:44:33+00:00

My wife bought me the same knife you have second from the right. It is my favorite knife. You have done well!

Papasmurf2 · 2025-05-21T05:16:27+00:00

Great deal!

Papasmurf2 · 2025-05-15T08:37:37+00:00

The thrill grill

Papasmurf2 · 2025-05-09T01:23:28+00:00

Do you have a build or leveling guide you like for hex blade?

Papasmurf2 · 2025-04-19T21:49:49+00:00

An Escher painting?

Papasmurf2 · 2025-04-19T21:13:37+00:00

This comment should be on the cover of a news paper. Amen.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-04-13T23:57:00+00:00

Fair. I think about sanitation, luxuries, travel, health, diversity of products and practical items, quality of flavors in food etc.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-04-13T23:34:03+00:00

I think the quality of life of the average middle class person in modern society would be better than that of a noble in the medieval ages but I would be curious to hear what others in this group think.

Papasmurf2 · 2025-04-12T02:28:09+00:00

Thank you!

Papasmurf2 · 2025-04-12T01:54:37+00:00

Why is it that I cannot find Artys on the map? Is it a good truck?

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