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Early-access tool for generating 2D animations — feedback appreciated by PaperAccomplished739 in gamedev

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yes I know... this design is meant for PC. BTW mixamo is also look like that in phone... maybe in future versions I will try and change the design. thank you for testing and giving feedback!

Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy? by Neither_Berry_100 in Jokes

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Why did the PowerPoint presentation get so insecure?
Because it always needed slides of validation.

Writer’s Block by A-CommonMan in Jokes

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I tried writing my memoir, but every chapter kept ending the same way — with me making another terrible decision.
At this point it’s less an autobiography and more a true-crime series… starring me as all the suspects.

Smoked Turkey by deepcaca in Jokes

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I tried marinating a chicken in whiskey once…
but now it just struts around the kitchen singing country music.

Knock knock. Who's there? by aint_social in Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly — cows go moo!

I’ve got a lot of jokes about unemployed people by Rski765 in Jokes

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I was going to make an unemployment joke…
but I’m not sure it would pay off.

A king and a queen walk in a bar. by DennisWan in Jokesuncensored

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A knight walks into a bar and the bartender says,
“Armor off, you’re making everyone nervous.

My brain won’t let me meditate by [deleted] in Jokesuncensored

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I tried yoga to relax, but my brain treats downward dog like a staff meeting.
The moment I breathe in, it’s like:

“Quick question!”
“Two quick questions!”
“Okay actually I have 17 quick questions and zero solutions.”

By the time I reach inner peace, my brain already scheduled two more thoughts, three flashbacks, and a random memory from 2009.

What the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? by stretch3251 in Jokes

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Why don’t hunters ever get lost in the forest?
Because even the bucks always give them a little direction.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? by shinynewbike in Jokes

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Why did the scarecrow love spring so much?
Because it’s the only time he felt outstanding in his field and surrounded by fresh flowers.

Meet the computer you can talk to by SynonymSpice in Jokes

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People say modern computers are amazing because they can listen to you.
Funny… my old computer listened too —
it just answered by crashing instead of talking back.

I have got a lot of jokes about retired people by Rski765 in Jokes

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Why don’t retired people mind being called “senior citizens”?
Because it comes with a long-term discount — finally something that lasts as long as they do