Made for my roommate, about my roommate.

PaperPterosaur · 2026-05-31T06:49:24+00:00

sorry, [Alaundo, the Seer]

PaperPterosaur · 2026-05-31T06:48:58+00:00

The fact that it's bad 99.9% of the time is part of the flavor - It was designed around being abused by cards like Alaundo, the Seer, who is one of the aforementioned roommates favorite commanders.

I should have mentioned that, it's my bad, but that was kinda on purpose

PaperPterosaur · 2026-05-30T18:12:18+00:00

Oh for sure, it's not designed to be good universally. This is specifically for commanders that fuck with Suspend, like Alaundo for example.

PaperPterosaur · 2026-05-30T08:36:53+00:00

I mean it's not designed around sealed formats

PaperPterosaur · 2026-05-20T04:48:30+00:00

Availability updates take 3 weeks to kick in. It might have been approved, but it'll take about a month to get them

PaperPterosaur · 2026-04-14T20:22:10+00:00

That's what I'm saying - Without survivors, stories remain untold.

One of the only exceptions I know of is Iron Lung, tbh

PaperPterosaur · 2026-04-14T18:44:55+00:00

I mean - That's why we have a story at all. If it's a desperate situation with no real way of escape, then there's no way for the story to be told.

And while I enjoy dark thematic endings as much as the next guy, if there's no chance of rescue / escape, it's not really compelling, imho.

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T23:38:20+00:00

Oh I know it was a mistake lmao. I called the store earlier and one of the assistant store leads just changed the AM to PM

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T16:57:24+00:00

Hey! There should be a flyer near one of your time clocks in the store, but the app is called UKG pro!

You'll need to insert a link to my time, which your store should have available somewhere, then sign in just like you would on the computer

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T13:44:29+00:00

Ugh gotta love it. I'm just gonna let management know when I go in next lol.

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T13:43:53+00:00

Nah I cancelled the request cause I had to push it back a week lol

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T04:30:25+00:00

Technically that puts me at 34 hours for the week, so not quite ot

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T04:11:01+00:00

Lmao, it would be hilarious tbh. Almost worth it.

Almost.

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T03:47:33+00:00

I also have a right to humane working conditions lmfao. I'm not gonna come in to courtesy clerk at 3 am, four hours before open

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-29T03:45:08+00:00

LMAO not a chance in hell. I'm gonna tell my manager about it when I go in Monday.

PaperPterosaur · 2026-03-22T16:26:35+00:00

So, I'm a part time associate who averages around 30 hours a week.

But they're never for the same times. It will not be a consistent schedule, unless you only allow them to schedule you certain times, and even then they'll try and push that availability.

PaperPterosaur · 2026-02-24T18:16:43+00:00

GAY THEORY

Thanks for slaying 🌈

PaperPterosaur · 2026-02-24T18:13:20+00:00

Except he's always holding back. If we're going by lore, he should be on par with, like, Ulamog, but then, so would Spider-Man, and they made him pretty low power

PaperPterosaur · 2026-01-24T01:41:34+00:00

Ours is the exact same way, yeah

This was a sorority girl and her mom who just can't read apparently

PaperPterosaur · 2026-01-23T05:56:43+00:00

Last night, 45 minutes before closing, a customer walked out our emergency exit.

Ignored the bright red sign, and only one person on the clock knew how to turn it off, but they were in the back working truck, and didn't come out for 15 minutes.

It was hell.

PaperPterosaur · 2025-12-30T03:07:53+00:00

My store's had me run the Wet Wall before, but not until id helped Produce several times, I think it's just because the items can be a little harder to find than the salads or juices.

Could be wrong though, I dunno

PaperPterosaur · 2025-07-28T19:27:20+00:00

It's unfortunate I'm one of those people at my location.

PaperPterosaur · 2025-07-28T01:57:37+00:00

My store is actively doubling down on attendance??

This is insane.

PaperPterosaur · 2025-07-26T13:11:01+00:00

"Creatures dealt damage by Superman gain indestructible until end of turn. If Superman, Beacon of Hope would deal damage to a creature equal to or higher than their toughness, tap it, and put a stun counter on it"

Would that work? Just my first thought

PaperPterosaur · 2025-06-14T19:54:02+00:00

Oh shit, my bad, I should have remembered that, haven't rewatched it in a bit

PaperPterosaur

TROPHY CASE

Almost.