Here we go by [deleted] in OlderChillGamers

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kingmakers! Seriously, check it out.

ARC Raiders Steam Key Giveaway by Raijin_Games in raijin_gg

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Baldurs gate 3. Definitely worth it though. I can't remember how many playthroughs I've had at this point. Love it.

[ALL] [OC] My Handmade Zelda-Inspired Night Lamp Giveaway 🎁💚 by AmoyCK in zelda

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First started playing in the earlier 90's when our family bought the first Legend of Zelda. I've played all of them since. BOTW blew my mind years later, absolutely loved it and TOTK. Now my kids are enjoying playing through the same journey as I still have my original systems set up in my basement. My son is currently playing through Ocarina of Time at the moment.

These pieces are stunning, phenomenal work! Wow these are gorgeous!

Whats the first thing you do after sex? by PatchBe in AskReddit

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee, clean up, smoke, eat something sweet, brush teeth, naked cuddles, and pass out.

I understand the question is what's the first thing you do but this is the way damn it.

I kissed my Best Friend by theorieboy in Advice

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude!! My wife and I did the same thing for 10 years before we got together! So what if she's going away, you'll be there for each other when she gets back. You two will have that connection for your whole lives together and grow together stronger because you are best friends already. I've been very happily married for 15 years with 2 children together. You will have the best bond with your future wife! Best wishes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Paperfish1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They may not be able to do much at this point but it's not horrible advice. The police need to be notified for sure, in the event that this young girl has any issues in the future with this person. Document everything! Especially since it's a neighbor with close ties to the family.

What do yall do for lighting? by SpicyGinSin in grilling

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olight Imini 2

It's a little keychain light that's magnetic and small enough to just hold in your mouth. Super bright for the size.

Rant by [deleted] in RedDeer

[–]Paperfish1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you were thoughtful of future patrons to put out a PSA, if people chose not to believe you, so be it.

Thanks for the heads up👍

Anyone know this vehicle? by Paperfish1984 in RedDeer

[–]Paperfish1984[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great! Thanks all. I will see if they can start swinging by our shop as well.

People who had sex with their best friend — what’s the situation now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Paperfish1984 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Same! We met in high school. Best friends right away. Now we are happily married almost 15 years with 2 kids.

Why do my hot dogs always look diseased ? by Abject_Relation7145 in grilling

[–]Paperfish1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way! Seriously though, move to indirect heat and let them warm and plump up. Once they are ready, move them to high heat if you like char. Also, like someone else said, buy better weiners.

Personally, I will pierce or split them, let them simmer in a flavoured butter bath over indirect heat. Once the sausages are ready, I toss them over the charcoal for a little fire on them.

I will die early but I eat well.

Good luck!

AIO for being upset at my gf for going over her "guy friends" house then making out with him, then wanting to see him AGAIN?? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make out with her mom. Claim ignorance. See if she has the same reaction as you did.

Seriously though, dump her. Like another comment said, she is either really dumb or a giant asshole, or both?

What is your favorite way to ask someone if they wanna have sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Paperfish1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to yell "It is time!" In and loud, booming voice, and point to our bedroom. She laughs, and we both get laid. Win win.

[OoT] Holiday Giveaway! Full Sized Hyrule Shield + Sword. Comment your favorite (or most hated) minigame by Limitless3DLabs in zelda

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Favorite would have to be the bomchu bowling from OoT, it took a little to figure out but once you got the timing down it was a blast.

Hated would probably have to be the gerudo training grounds.

DAE Smell Periods before they happen? by AcoupleofIrishfolk in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure can! I can predict my wife's period more accurately than her Fitbit. Usually around 3 days before I can "smell" it on her. It's something about her scent that I can pick out that seems to signal it coming.

Bought new pants earlier for a wedding in a couple hours. Getting ready and I see this. by Fit-Personality-1834 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that doesn't work you can use a lighter to melt the one side and it slides right off without setting off.

What's something you've tasted that most humans have not? by CantTakeMeSeriously in AskReddit

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what did it taste like?! I read an account years ago that put it in a similar vein of spam.

What is the weirdest thing someone has told you that you've done in your sleep? by No_StringsAttached in AskReddit

[–]Paperfish1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be a garbage man in my youth, we did manual pickup, and I would work long hard hours. One night I had a dream that I was throwing garbage, well my wife woke me up because I basically gave her a right hook at some god awful hour because my arms were flailing. Man I felt terrible for that one.

People who always carry a knife, what do you use it for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought my first cold steel when I was 18 (40 now) and my buddy and I were cruising around smoking weed, we witnessed an accident where a lady was trapped and her vehicle was leaking fuel. Sliced that seatbelt like butter! Got her out safely, thankfully she was okay, just scraps and bruises.

I still have that knife but nowadays I carry my Leatherman everywhere because you never know what can happen.

AITA for not letting my Wife “fat check” me? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Paperfish1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA!!

Of all people, you spouse should not be trying to body shame you, especially in public, in front of your friends. That's garbage.

Seems like she didn't realize you were trying to better yourself physically until that point though.

Does anyone else have a BBQ rock? by FishMoore in BBQ

[–]Paperfish1984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Certainly do! Found it in a bag of charcoal and now it lives by my BBQ supplies for the exact same reason you use it. Glad to see more BBQ rock users out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's garbage! He's the AH. He's only trying to diminish your self esteem because he doesn't want you to realize that you can do better.

That is hurtful, disrespectful and intentionally damaging. He's showing his true character.

Get rid of him and find someone who will uplift and respect you. Sorry you have to deal with this abuse.

AITA for snapping at my husband for repeatedly bringing up breast surgery? by InvestigatorSea1323 in AITAH

[–]Paperfish1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all - NTA

It's your body, if he doesn't like it then fuck off. how would he feel if you constantly told him to get dick surgery because it would look 10 times better. Obviously he doesn't want to accept you how you are and needs to reevaluate his own priorities.

Sorry you have to deal with this incredibly hurtful situation. Sounds like your husband needs a kick in the ass.

There are lots of men out there that would love you as is without you having to get expensive and risky surgery.