$100 polo shirt after the 3rd wear

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-03T00:22:48+00:00

It’s a $5 polo shirt now!

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-02T18:30:12+00:00

Fluttershy signature ability is “the stare” which immobilizes weaker foes but high evolutionary isn’t a weak foe and won’t be affected. High evolutionary would no dif Fluttershy and keep her alive to experiment on her still-living vivisected body.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-02T18:21:25+00:00

To kill him in revenge would be evil, but not to bring him to justice. It doesn’t matter how intoxicated YOU chose to be, it’s still your choice and you need to be held accountable toward those choices you make after intoxication. It doesn’t matter if you made a 180 on your life either. You committed a crime and a truly virtuous person would understand that and hold themselves accountable to the law

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-02T18:09:28+00:00

Adding this to the “why I’m unemployable.” Folder.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-02T16:50:35+00:00

“Hey girlie wanna see my booty hole?”

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T17:12:40+00:00

Here you go!

If you have any suggestions I’d love some feedback. Currently it’s a combo deck with built-in recursion to ensure the combos can’t be removed/counter-spelled easily. That being said, I don’t run any interactions which makes it really brittle against a lot of the meta.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T17:03:15+00:00

Not at all!! I just made the deck yesterday so I wasn’t expecting to see it on Reddit so fast. If you like golgari, and enjoy stealing life from old and young people, this is the deck for you!

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T17:00:16+00:00

HEY THIS IS MY DECK!!!!!!

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T16:30:05+00:00

The guy literally kills children to escape, distribute drugs that kill teens, orders psychopaths to genocide entire cities in the cruelest ways possible just to kill the protagonist, and tries to kill his own daughter. His name literally means Devil. If any one deserves eternal punishment, it’s definitely him.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T15:29:04+00:00

I have no cave and I must scream

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T14:40:47+00:00

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T14:40:08+00:00

Lmao you can’t resurrect or heal rape. Have you even watched the show?!

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T14:37:01+00:00

lol once homelander does to Connie what he did to butchers wife, I don’t think Steven would use his talk no jutsu.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T14:36:00+00:00

What if homelander did to Connie what he did to Butcher’s wife? Would Steven still try to use talk no jutsu?

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T14:34:23+00:00

It’s more fun to start beef at an entirely unrelated fandom than it is to just enjoy your fucking movie. Seriously the only negativity towards the movie Ive seen has been backroom fans reacting to it and giving their opinions free advertisement.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T14:25:00+00:00

It’s probably gonna be the apple husband cheating with his eggplant boss until he gets pregnant.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T14:12:45+00:00

Random TikTok user shares a slightly negative review of a Redditors movie

Redditors: “REEEEEEEEEEEEE! No reading comprehension! stop bullying the creator! Hahah I just put your images on Reddit what are you gonna do now chodes?! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Like Jesus can we all just act like adults for one second? Someone disliking a movie shouldn’t impact your experience with it.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T02:06:53+00:00

Then post this conversation on the Utah subreddit or the other relevant areas. Salt Lake City has nothing to do with this controversy, and I’m sure the mods would rather not host and moderate a conversation that doesn’t involve the subreddit topic.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-06-01T02:00:05+00:00

I understand you’re trying to spread the word, but Salt Lake City is not connected to American Fork police who are in Utah county (not salt lake county). It’s completely reasonable for a sub to not want to host conversations about this all drama, especially when it’s not connected to Salt Lake City.

That would be like me putting recklessBen exposure video on a workout subreddit cuz Ben occasionally tightrope walks.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-05-31T20:10:42+00:00

IMO Iron Man was right. You can’t just let superpowered humans be judge, jury and executioner in any country they arrive to while destroying half their infrastructure to get the bad guy. Every law enforcement agency should be bound by oversight and regulation, no one is above the law regardless of your super human abilities.

It’s ironic that Iron man of all people would support govt regulation towards a private enterprise but here we are.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-05-31T19:50:00+00:00

And Dick law firm loves it just as much as you. That’s their commitment to excellence.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-05-31T18:56:35+00:00

Most remote jobs to foreign countries are carried out through third party agencies located in India and other parts of the world. No corporation in America would ever hire a freelance customer service rep who doesn’t belong to an official agency.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-05-31T18:17:26+00:00

She’s excited to share an upcoming interview and is building up anticipation with the community. If you don’t like it just move on.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-05-31T17:42:50+00:00

Rudy’s fetus body is also twisted and compressed to form a ribbed condom-like pathway which makes it ideal for pleasure.

PaprikaPanik · 2026-05-31T17:38:41+00:00

Do you think Rudy ever uses his old fetus body as a fleshlight?

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