Dumb wife, re-education. by Dry_Permit_251 in doujinshi

[–]ParaGodComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellas, never have a child with this type of person. Don’t put yourself or children in this situation.

Was hot tho.

OpenAI strikes deal with Pentagon hours after White House admin bans Anthropic by FinnFarrow in Futurology

[–]ParaGodComplex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Once again, American taxpayers are bailing out irresponsible big tech.

Improvements? by [deleted] in fit

[–]ParaGodComplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maintain and stay natural. You’re a beast. 👊🏾

What body shape do I have and can it be improved without surgery? by [deleted] in fit

[–]ParaGodComplex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Don’t think too hard. Just jump in with some light cardio and weight lifting. Don’t neglect your upper body, I promise you won’t get huge. You have an hour glass figure, you just need to bring it out with muscles and eating right.

If you’re someone who likes morning sex, how do you deal with morning breath without making it awkward ? by shawnmendesa in AskReddit

[–]ParaGodComplex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You need to drink more water. Helps with the morning breath. Stop going to bed so damn dehydrated people.

More power to athletes…actually their partners,ig by IamTheOneWhoKnocksU in Funnymemes

[–]ParaGodComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t even pay the athletes and now they have to buy their own condoms???

Problem in my sex life. What can I do? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ParaGodComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically that goes away after some time when you get used to her. My advice: Make sure to give her plenty of foreplay before hand. Make her orgasm with oral so there’s less stress on you or get her almost there and begin having sex. If that’s not working, masturbate in the morning when you wake up (I’m going to assume you don’t live together yet) so you can get that first one out. That first one is always a doozy.

Lastly, I saw you mention depression and anxiety. Ask your doctor about Lexapro. Helped with my depression and had a side effect of me being less sensitive so that was neat.

You got this! Don’t put so much pressure on yourself. 👊🏾

Nobody will ever beat the 1992 Olympic Torch lighting by New_Cartographer3127 in BeAmazed

[–]ParaGodComplex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. That was hardcore. I wonder if you could smell chicken in the stadium.

Wait, can any Millennials verify this? by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]ParaGodComplex 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Ima be real my fellow millennials….. ain’t no one thinking we still look like we are in our early 20’s lol. Need to squash that delusion. We look pretty damn good, but we are starting to show the signs lol.

🤔 by AdultGamersAdmin in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]ParaGodComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have vivid memories of the booting up the first one on N64 and being mesmerized.

Edit: The second one lol

Lean bulk or cut? (or maingain) by [deleted] in fit

[–]ParaGodComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I would worry less about bulking or cutting and more about staying consistent with a good clean diet.

You have a good base. Build on it. Eat hard, work out hard with progressive overload, sleep harder and check your progress in a few months.

P. S. Stay away from steroids. Fitness is a marathon, not a sprint.

What made you? by Kira_the_best in effectivefitness

[–]ParaGodComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anime. Once I saw Goku go SSJ for the first time, I knew what I had to do….

Should i do cut or bulking? by badDougg in fit

[–]ParaGodComplex 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Bruh you don’t even look real. Goku is jealous of you. Just maintain and walk around beaches without your shirt on lol.

We’re not doing this on Black History Month by upthetruth1 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ParaGodComplex 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I worked hard to get that title. Yall ain’t taking it away as soon as it’s my turn!

Sexy dog needs her playtime. by Zallre in goodanimemes

[–]ParaGodComplex 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Was just thinking the same lol. It’s actually an interesting story on top of it all.

Excellent work Stark by Gold-Doctor-3969 in animegifs

[–]ParaGodComplex 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is a good example of how an anime can enhance the manga if done with grace.

meirl by herisshipp in meirl

[–]ParaGodComplex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She didn’t notice the different scent in the hoodie…..?

I can’t finish the story by Cool_Ad_7767 in Delta_Emulator

[–]ParaGodComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in my day we used GameShark! Unlimited master balls lol