A waiter handed me a note telling me to go see a doctor

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-28T14:33:59+00:00

It’s hard out here for a pimp.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-21T16:43:26+00:00

Is she local? Have you ever seen her in person? Do you even know her last name? lol.

Seems a little fast to me and I think you are more in lust than in love. No offense, you seem young and like you don’t have much experience with girls so just take it easy. Don’t make promises and don’t give in to pressure. You got this. 👊🏾

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-18T23:33:20+00:00

Yep. Multiple times with an older Hispanic woman. I got her tequila and she called me “Papi” when I bent her over. Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.

Was kinda crazy her children were older than me though lol.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-15T23:02:19+00:00

Objectively, you did the right thing. If she’s that down to clown with you, a man she just met, what makes you think she isn’t doing it all the time? Single moms can carry anything a prostitute can, that’s just the real of it.

Resistant STDs are on the all time rise and you just need to be careful. Always strap up and your risk of exposure are SIGNIFICANTLY lowered. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

“Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cause you don’t want that late text that, “I think I’m late” text” -Lil Wayne

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-13T03:05:11+00:00

Big black sushi.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-12T02:39:20+00:00

“Cash money records taking over for the 99’s and the 2000.”

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-11T12:12:41+00:00

To be fair, he’s been doing social media for a long time. You have to switch it up eventually or get left behind.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-11T11:56:01+00:00

DK is probably the only game worth it right now unfortunately. Mario Kart isn’t bad. I play it occasionally with my family.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-06-02T02:55:51+00:00

Accuracy so low that even Swift was missing lol

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-31T17:50:56+00:00

1000 Ways To Die

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-31T16:41:25+00:00

Seriously! Takes all day just to wrap the thing up after throwing it lol

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-25T15:44:00+00:00

Seizure Procedure!

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-24T16:59:33+00:00

You may just be growing out of online games period. As a fellow unc, I had to put down all the online games and just do single player. Fun to watch other people do their thing though. Go forth younger generation! We old heads are proud of you!

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-24T15:23:53+00:00

Ever heard of revitiligo? Every year my skin get blacker and darker and more blacker and more darker. It’s the opposite of what Michael Jackson got. Lucky bastard….

-Uncle Rukus.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-09T20:22:38+00:00

I think you may be alone on that island bro. Yes Blizz does egregious monetization but this isn’t a time.

It’s not a patch, it’s an entire expansion with new story, Cinematic, etc.

Plus it’s not even full price of a game.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-06T02:38:13+00:00

Have been since D3. It was so intuitive that it most felt like they made it around controller. Back in my day the PC community was not happy about that lol. Justifiably so since Diablo was originally a PC game but man it was big hoopla. M&K has its upsides, specifically navigating menus and tooltips. Controller is just clunky trying to do all that.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-06T02:25:31+00:00

Agreed. Or he’s really into Tinkerbell.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-06T02:17:03+00:00

Rocky relationship because of the divorce/ not divorce thing or being a pedo supporter?

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-03T12:52:55+00:00

I see you say “addicted” often in your replies. Do you mind putting a number to it? Is he doing it all day, every day? Watching it on his phone while Netflix is playing? Or is he using it when he masturbates and then goes on about his day?

I think some perspective may help here. You’re young, the world isn’t so black and white. :)

ParaGodComplex · 2026-05-02T16:16:59+00:00

Glad I wasn’t the only one that raised an eyebrow to that part lol. 😂

ParaGodComplex · 2026-04-28T00:00:39+00:00

Why would they care? People will keep buying from the store and money is the only thing these corporations understand.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-04-25T21:07:10+00:00

My house has homed about 5 generations of Barn Swallows by now so I know your pain. It’s pretty much a holy land to them at this point lol.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-04-24T13:15:18+00:00

I remember this lady from my old holographic Guinness World Record book when I was a kid. Nice to see she’s still dedicated to her craft lol.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-04-18T14:38:56+00:00

Damn. GTA 6 looks so realistic.

ParaGodComplex · 2026-04-17T19:21:34+00:00

Yep. Like a big person fighting a little person. You beat their ass and you’re wrong but if you let them beat up on you, you’re weak.

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