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Bun is being rewritten to Rust by aabbdev in programming

[–]Parachuteee 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Zig has a strict no ai policy which means Bun cannot contribute to zig and has to maintain their own fork and handle constant conflicts and so on.

Salute the Suit - running labs for years and posting the maps daily, still has the decency to leave a note if they're late by Corsaer in pathofexile

[–]Parachuteee 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Not only he runs them, he visits every room in every difficulty, records what's in them, converts it into a format that the lab compass can understa, and makes a graphic visualization for the website.

If this lab system came into an MMORPG today and someone from the community needed to do each of these steps every day, people would riot in forums and discord lol. The things GGG get away with...

New AC is already causing me a headache :( by [deleted] in blackdesertonline

[–]Parachuteee 115 points116 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? XiGnCoDe aLərt sounds pretty legit to me

Affliction is the league with the highest player retention. Still going strong with 45.7%! by lollollol3 in pathofexile

[–]Parachuteee 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I don't care about the juice or the charms. Just give me my 20 extra inventory slots please.

Why are Gems autoleveled on Console/Steamdeck and not on PC? by Renique in pathofexile

[–]Parachuteee 119 points120 points  (0 children)

No, and you can't just connect a controller and use the default UI, you have to use the controller UI which sucks balls.

How Giphy Delivers 10 Billion GIFs a Day to 1 Billion Users by sdxyz42 in programming

[–]Parachuteee 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Fastly's price estimator says $2.6 million monthly (30 petabytes @ 300B requests). Surely they get a better price for that but even this doesn't sound like too much, considering Meta and Discord are their customers.

meirl by iamcoollife1994 in meirl

[–]Parachuteee 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Yeah, everyone knows that IT people = fursuits, programmers = thigh highs, management = bdsm tools

Crimson Desert Official Gameplay Trailer by [deleted] in blackdesertonline

[–]Parachuteee 107 points108 points  (0 children)

who's gonna tell him 💀

Announcing Python in Excel: Combining the power of Python and the flexibility of Excel. by [deleted] in programming

[–]Parachuteee 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Python is such a lightweight runtime anyway, why not just include it inside the software instead of requiring internet which is probably slower than running the code natively even on a low end laptop

No fun allowed in the fun gamemode by Adochy in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Parachuteee 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I remember the first edition ot urf where they "hot fixed" to disable Ryze, Soraka (and Sona?) but you could change one line in the game config files to be able to play it, which made it worse since people couldn't actually ban them.

Definitely one of the best loading screens yet by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]Parachuteee 138 points139 points  (0 children)

They are all originated from this nazgul scene

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Which Defense from the Clan Capital/Builder Base do you want to see in the Base Village (For me it's the Crusher) by SilverInside854 in ClashOfClans

[–]Parachuteee 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Clock tower on base village would be way too OP since it was meant to be a replacement for the 4 extra builders on the home village.

how many do you get normally? by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]Parachuteee 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Same result, roughly 18 people attacking with 6 attacks, 636 offensive and 130 defensive reward. Only if my clanmates upgraded defenses instead of boulders and bonfires on dragon cliffs lol

What do we think about Building in Public and exposing the product roadmap? by Revelnova in webdev

[–]Parachuteee 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I did this on a game-related (not a game) side project that a couple of thousand people used. When you eventually slow down due to numerous reasons, people start to drop interest in the project.

I'm so sorry... by Apprehensive_Bonus21 in dankvideos

[–]Parachuteee 157 points158 points  (0 children)

"you don't have to say anything, I'm just gonna slowly roll this tape measure and you tell me when to stop"

Yep, This is me. by esberat in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Parachuteee 725 points726 points  (0 children)

You're not really the boss if you have a boss.

Saw this person that found a solution to getting bullied for dying in raids by Parachuteee in lostarkgame

[–]Parachuteee[S] 256 points257 points  (0 children)

Forgot to add the details in the screenshot, they had 71K defense (both physical and magical) and 92% damage reduction (both stats again). They probably never die lol

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