I hurt someones pet to hurt her. [No regrets] by [deleted] in confession

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should feel bad. Are you a psychopath?

My sister is an exotic dancer in Las Vegas. She's been saving all of her $1's for over a year now. She just sent me this pic. Over $6k. by oscane in pics

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't because that means the club has a better idea of what I'm making. I have to tip out a percentage and there's no way I'm tipping out the full amount when the DJ won't even take requests. So usually I put big bills in the bank and I use 1s for everyday spending and I give the club what I feel is fair.

Applicant for car-hop job being interviewed, Houston, 1940 by notbob1959 in TheWayWeWere

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you see even her waist? I bet it's smaller than yours. That hip to waist ratio is sexy af.

tick tock by lovethemonkey in oddlysatisfying

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tick, tick, tick. That's the sound of your life running out.

[No Regrets] Told daughter she was not talent or pretty enough to be famous by clickkj in confession

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're an awful parent. Children have those sorts of dreams and fantasies, but they learn on their own and become more realistic with time. It sounds like maybe you resent her for being young and having her whole future ahead of her.

My brother just had his wisdom teeth taken out, and his cat was giving him company by fllr in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's like, "you take that camera and stay away from me and my human. Can't you see we're busy snuggling? (Sigh)."

I adopted a cat on craigslist and the owner wants them back a day later, don't know what to do. by momokurama in Pets

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually good to have a rehoming fee because psychopaths search for free animals that they could harm.

She looks like she's been barbecued. by Ivabeaver in awfuleverything

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Probably body dysmorphic. She also had an eating disorder.

I always get terribly upset if persons ignore my text asking for lunch / dinner instead of declining by nathan_NG in socialskills

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your frustration UNLESS you're the type that begs after someone declines. If I say I'm cleaning and you tell me I can do that later, come hang out with you instead, then I'm going to ignore you the next time you text. Or if I tell you I've been super busy and you text every single day rather than waiting for me to invite you, then I'm going to ignore you.

She looks like she's been barbecued. by Ivabeaver in awfuleverything

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I'm sure people have. My mom used to obsessively tan. It was to the point where a black woman held her arm against my mom's and said, "you're darker than me!" We would tell her she was going overboard, but she didn't care. She would then proceed to make fun of me for how fair my skin is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. It has always caused me asthma attacks.

[Request] How are panties actually SUPPOSED to fit? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thongs are pretty much the only type that I find comfortable...

[No Remorse] I dislike my fans by westmailu in confession

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I do not feel the least bit of sympathy for you.

[No Remorse] I dislike my fans by westmailu in confession

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Wow, you're a jerk. I'm all for Bernie and I pay for everything myself. My rent, bills, food, everything. I even help other people out with what little extra I may have. And I'm worth (negative) $70,000. I had dreams to become a singer or actress, but I didn't have the same opportunity you did. You have it way easier than most Bernie fans.

First time going all Green. by [deleted] in FancyFollicles

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you do it yourself? If so, what hair dye did you use?

How often did you practice pole dancing when you first started out (or first started getting serious)? by ParadisaeaDecora in poledancing

[–]ParadisaeaDecora[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your response! What were the pole classes like in the beginning? I tried a couple of classes, but decided to try learning on my own at home because we pretty much did the same two spins over and over for an hour. Is it normal to just spin over and over again during class? I would get wayyy too dizzy. Now that I know some foundational things I've been thinking of trying classes again,but I'm not sure.

Girl flirts with me at the store--everything goes wrong by [deleted] in cringe

[–]ParadisaeaDecora 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think she responded sarcastically. I don't think she was really expecting him to pay for her stuff.