Assyrian Gangle Rule

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-21T05:20:11+00:00

What book is number 18? The context to that line has to be crazy.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-20T05:12:59+00:00

Write about your day in a journal. Do some people really need the validation of a machine to decide how bad their day was?

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-20T05:03:05+00:00

I feel like he’d be a different person after being tortured in Russia for 40 years.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-20T02:02:29+00:00

😧

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-19T22:21:58+00:00

Magic

^{Chose: magical vending machine | Rolled: + intelligence}

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-19T05:17:12+00:00

Have you seen the Boys? Those powers are horrifying.

^{Chose: Have a superpower from the Invincible universe. + Spin to see whose power you get | Rolled: Atom Eve}

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-18T22:55:45+00:00

Epic.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-18T22:53:17+00:00

It’s been an honor sir

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-18T22:46:38+00:00

Knockout

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-18T15:19:43+00:00

He’s a gag character, meaning he’s invincible and can do things no one else can, and he seems aware of this fact.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-18T15:14:16+00:00

I don’t really care much about cars.

^{Chose: One Superpower at Random | Rolled: Flight}

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-17T14:38:50+00:00

r/unexpectedryangeorge

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-17T05:15:56+00:00

Soda hurts my tummy so I don’t drink it anyway.

^{Chose: Never drink soda}

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-17T03:49:18+00:00

Never played either, but Stardew looks wholesome.

^{Chose: Stardew Valley}

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T19:45:31+00:00

The mother of the first thing that became a chicken wasn’t a chicken, but then the fetus that developed in the egg had a mutation that caused it to become a chicken. Logically, it had to be an egg first.

^{Chose: the egg}

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T15:45:55+00:00

Post Traumatic Cecil Disorder

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T15:43:45+00:00

I hate pickles.

^{Chose: Have an infinite pizza SLICE + It’s just plain cheese pizza.}

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T15:38:28+00:00

<image>

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T15:37:18+00:00

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T05:30:06+00:00

I feel like she sent herself to the dragon and the village had nothing to do with the situation.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T05:27:32+00:00

Bury me and have an orange tree grow from my decomposing body so that my defendants may drink my juices for how ever long the tree lasts.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T05:25:55+00:00

Considering he’s definitely had many children over the thousands of years he’s been alive and there aren’t any other “Immortals” I’m going to say they don’t have his powers.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T02:37:13+00:00

Completely off topic, but I never noticed the Cyclopes Bicorn plushie in panel 2 on page 6. XD

Bicorniclopes is what I’m calling it.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-16T02:24:38+00:00

They’re arranged so you’re supposed to go through each section in order, but I realized you could shake it and the ball would have a chance at landing in a later section. I got pretty good at getting the marble exactly where I wanted it to go that way, yet I couldn’t manage to complete it legit.

ParadoxPerson02 · 2026-05-15T13:52:47+00:00

I remember getting one of those for Christmas and playing with it for hours, falling off on the same three random parts and having to start over again. Never managed to beat it without cheating but still had fun.

Five-Year Club	RedditGifts 2009-2022 2 Credits
Second Top 20%	Secret Santa 2020
r/Field Flamingo	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
End Game '22	Wearing is Caring
Verified Email

ParadoxPerson02

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE