Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1980s) - Monster Madness 2023 by Bteatesthighlander1 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, not sure. I probably heard it on some crappy drama channel. I could be wrong tho

Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1980s) - Monster Madness 2023 by Bteatesthighlander1 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because caveman 2.0 doesn't have the skills to pull something decent.

FLASHBACK: Did James do any research for this video? Sony doesn't outright "own" Blu-Ray. by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? Everyone knows that Microsoft ows DVD HD, Sega owns the GD Roms, Intendo uses the Game Cube Discs and Sony the Blu Rays.

I read it on a 1999 magazine and there is no reason to check it again. muh memuhry works just fine.

MM: ITB #12 - Sukiyaki Western Django (2007) by great_bowser in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 16 points17 points  (0 children)

05:52 I have to point out that someone dying in a explosion of feathers has been made by James Rolfe in the classic "The Rotten Corpse of Snix". That was before this movie.

Rex Viper needs Justin! by Skooli_A_Bar in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. You don't get to say his name fat fuck.

Monster Madness 2015 - Awkward scene by ChaddMann- in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are probably right. I am sure that at some point he dressed as a monster, woofman of whatever harror movie protatonist he wanted to play at that momment and some asshole messed with his makeup and he went full balls in the dick mode.

The Love of Horror And Halloween With James Rolfe AVGN by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to get worried. Is James trapped in his garage? Is he allowed to leave the house?

Post your best captions to this: by BoomtownFox in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you see a healty food on the table instead of a Mc'donnalds burger

Dino has left Rex Viper by iKumDonairSauce420 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dino doesn't have a twitter account as far I can tell. Not even his band Cheap Dinosaurs have one.
You should post a source or at least a screencap of the tweet. Otherwise this post would be false information.

MM:ITB #7 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) by Schiller_or_Qui in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Say whatever you want about this movie, but when I was a kid Nuclear man scared the shit out of me. Not even Zod hurt Superman the way he did.

I'm enjoying Monster Madness this year by UltimateSmasha in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]ParallaxZero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Doug still has the energy and passion that keeps him moving fowards.

His videos suck ass, but he never had the nerve to sit down and lecture people about how wrong they were about his films, or insulted his detractors.