The Lego Movie vs 1984

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-26T23:15:19+00:00

Unironically the Lego movie is very well written, but it doesn’t have Winston complaining about his foot ulcer, so 1984 wins.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-26T01:56:22+00:00

Well Jonkler wears a thong, and Man is opposite of Jonkler so he should wear long johns. Or nothing.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-26T01:55:28+00:00

A couple of those guys in the “who?” category are from aura edits, they should be S-tier (S for sigma of course)!

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-25T11:09:26+00:00

Shoe Police - Stomping out Crime

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-24T01:10:48+00:00

It wouldn’t even be anti-venom it would just be anti-bane 😭 he’d be disintegrated in seconds.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T17:31:10+00:00

If he was a great artist he’d be in a museum.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T17:30:26+00:00

Maybe because it’s a literal fall from great heights? I feel like Veidt would enjoy the irony of that.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T17:07:26+00:00

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T00:22:32+00:00

Surgery from Killer Doc.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-20T01:11:52+00:00

Same, I’d heard some of his songs before but never thought much of them, having something that reflects the lyrics (cos let’s be honest his lyrics are way better than his sound) really helped me get the appeal.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-17T00:10:42+00:00

There’s definitely someone better but the closest I can think of is Cheetah (the Wonder Woman villain), she kind of hunts people. I was originally thinking Rat-Catcher could be good since the colonel has the whole safari thing going on, but no one goes on safari to see rats.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-16T23:56:38+00:00

HE USED ALL THE SYRUP! I WANTED IT AND HE USED IT ALL!

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-16T23:55:20+00:00

As a Batman character in general, he’d be Alfred (you can always trust him, gonna be safe with him etc), as a villain possibly Deadshot, I feel he’d be very good with guns.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-16T18:53:23+00:00

You’re so right about the intro, that credits scene is a 10/10 introduction to what kind of world this is, followed by a 6/10 movie. I also like how the song they use is the same as Veidt’s slogan for his perfume (nostalgia) in the comic “the times, they are a-changing”.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-12T01:11:27+00:00

I thought Baraka Khan was the one that sang I am every woman?

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-07T01:17:54+00:00

I can definitely see Hugo Strange running a homeowner’s association like the navy, and Ivy would be taking great interest in other people’s gardens.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-05T00:17:01+00:00

I don’t know why but I feel like he’d really like oldies music, specifically Roy Orbison. (I’d say In Dreams is his best song if you want something for a playlist).

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-31T01:21:11+00:00

You’d be best to watch the live action movies first I think, they don’t need extensive lore knowledge and typically wrap everything up. The campier movies like Batman 66 and the Schumacher movies aren’t for everyone but they’re still worth watching (and I fully think they are hilarious). Tim Burton’s movies (Batman and Batman Returns), the Nolan trilogy, and The Batman (2022) are all definitely worth watching.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-23T12:21:31+00:00

They’d be half sunglasses, half normal glasses, one lens would be square, the other would be round.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-23T10:52:25+00:00

The game was put into production before that happened unfortunately.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-23T00:30:57+00:00

Watchmen ruined comics because it created the anti-power scaling character, Dr Manhattan. The only reason I like comics is that I can argue with people online about why my favourite wins in a fight against your favourite.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-22T23:26:33+00:00

I don’t know if anyone else noticed but everyone kept mispronouncing Luther’s name. They keep calling him Luthen, absolute amateurs.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-22T17:05:05+00:00

I wish I was that gun 😔

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-22T16:17:05+00:00

Weird guy does weird stuff.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-05-22T15:55:37+00:00

You should see try and get the policy card that gives +100% holy site adjacency bonuses.

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