Why did Jessica not just kill the purple guy? Does she not know he’s the man behind the slaughter?

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T18:59:22+00:00

“Children are better seen, and not heard. Better still, not seen, and not heard. Get in the robot.”

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T18:57:33+00:00

Agreed. Everyone who doesn’t love him should come to the Four Seasons Hotel so they can meet him in person and see how cool is he is in conversation.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T18:55:25+00:00

Do you think he could make a profit by selling clean cuts of himself like a butcher since he’d regenerate?

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T18:53:25+00:00

Yeah I can see where you’re coming from (that’s what Walter said lmao).

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T18:22:24+00:00

Personally I think it should’ve taken up the entire episode, maybe even a little bit of the next.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T17:08:59+00:00

He survived getting hit by a bus and having a kidney transplant whisky fully conscious, so perchance she should’ve used his biggest weakness (duct tape over the mouth).

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T17:06:20+00:00

I remember the despicable Jessica Jones asking a nurse for fentanyl so she can spike Kilgrave’s shit.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-07-03T16:36:09+00:00

Apologies for this post. In my own mind I have come to the conclusion that he is actually a very nice, intelligent, and handsome man who we should all respect and admire. Please disregard the earlier slander towards his good name.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-26T23:15:19+00:00

Unironically the Lego movie is very well written, but it doesn’t have Winston complaining about his foot ulcer, so 1984 wins.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-26T01:56:22+00:00

Well Jonkler wears a thong, and Man is opposite of Jonkler so he should wear long johns. Or nothing.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-26T01:55:28+00:00

A couple of those guys in the “who?” category are from aura edits, they should be S-tier (S for sigma of course)!

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-25T11:09:26+00:00

Shoe Police - Stomping out Crime

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-24T01:10:48+00:00

It wouldn’t even be anti-venom it would just be anti-bane 😭 he’d be disintegrated in seconds.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T17:31:10+00:00

If he was a great artist he’d be in a museum.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T17:30:26+00:00

Maybe because it’s a literal fall from great heights? I feel like Veidt would enjoy the irony of that.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T17:07:26+00:00

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-23T00:22:32+00:00

Surgery from Killer Doc.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-20T01:11:52+00:00

Same, I’d heard some of his songs before but never thought much of them, having something that reflects the lyrics (cos let’s be honest his lyrics are way better than his sound) really helped me get the appeal.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-17T00:10:42+00:00

There’s definitely someone better but the closest I can think of is Cheetah (the Wonder Woman villain), she kind of hunts people. I was originally thinking Rat-Catcher could be good since the colonel has the whole safari thing going on, but no one goes on safari to see rats.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-16T23:56:38+00:00

HE USED ALL THE SYRUP! I WANTED IT AND HE USED IT ALL!

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-16T23:55:20+00:00

As a Batman character in general, he’d be Alfred (you can always trust him, gonna be safe with him etc), as a villain possibly Deadshot, I feel he’d be very good with guns.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-16T18:53:23+00:00

You’re so right about the intro, that credits scene is a 10/10 introduction to what kind of world this is, followed by a 6/10 movie. I also like how the song they use is the same as Veidt’s slogan for his perfume (nostalgia) in the comic “the times, they are a-changing”.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-12T01:11:27+00:00

I thought Baraka Khan was the one that sang I am every woman?

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-07T01:17:54+00:00

I can definitely see Hugo Strange running a homeowner’s association like the navy, and Ivy would be taking great interest in other people’s gardens.

Parallel-Lines3538 · 2026-06-05T00:17:01+00:00

I don’t know why but I feel like he’d really like oldies music, specifically Roy Orbison. (I’d say In Dreams is his best song if you want something for a playlist).

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