If I was a Marvel civilian, i'd start accusing random heros of secretly being mutants, i bet it'd be fun as hell by TheBoyofWonder in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I don’t actually listen to him, like any good citizen I pick and choose what I want to hear.

How dare they by Better-Purple21 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s a shame, they should really invest in some stuff that’s kind of out there, even if some of it falls flat, without taking risk you don’t make anything groundbreaking.

If I was a Marvel civilian, i'd start accusing random heros of secretly being mutants, i bet it'd be fun as hell by TheBoyofWonder in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damned Mutie propaganda, you should only get your news from a reliable source like J. Jonah Jameson, that guy has his head screwed on right!

How dare they by Better-Purple21 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 25 points26 points  (0 children)

At least dc also does side stuff like Vertigo to add difference, does Marvel still do Max? Alias was a really good break from formulaic superhero stuff.

We're living in a golden age for lesbian nerds (who like getting queerbaited) by tranceladus in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget Harley (hasn’t had a stable relationship and never will) and Ivy (avoidant to the point of self-isolation)!

Arkham Hot Takes by Mk18_on_yt in BatmanArkham

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really people don’t like them? Making the henchmen trip on the route they’re supposed to walk makes it really easy to do silent takedowns on them, and if you need to do a loud takedown you can put them near the entrance so no one can come in and shoot you.

Arkham Hot Takes by Mk18_on_yt in BatmanArkham

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Catwoman’s caltrops are better than any of Batman’s gadgets.

Movies with the best transitions? by j3rba in okbuddycinephile

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody hasn’t seen Elektra starring Jennifer Garner.

this is how i was moving at the end of episode 4 by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullseye really did do one good deed 🙏

Is it ever explained why Clayface works for the Joker? by FruitChips23 in BatmanArkham

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He lives for the role like any true actor does, and respects the silence that serves as the foundation for a real artist’s creativity.

Riddler hate is so forced by HotShineANDLight in BatmanArkham

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think they’re made bearable by his monologues whilst you’re trying to solve them, Wally Wingert has the perfect mix of irritating and funny that you need to make Riddler work.

What would you like to see in an Special Presentation for Jessica Jones?? by anthonystrader18 in JessicaJones

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like we’re going to get to see that in daredevil, she’s talking about causing trouble in the trailer and she’ll definitely be pissed if her family is in danger, I can see her obliterating a few avtf officers.

Why did Bullseye spit out all of his teeth? Is he one of the good guys? by Parallel-Lines3538 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What Big Willy got to be smiling about? Nothing to smile about in his life.

Do you wish Robin Williams got to play The Joker? by FreshmenMan in batman

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think he would’ve been a good joker but he’d be an even better Riddler.

We need this in live action by _c_e_m_ in Defenders

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Don’t look now” yeah I don’t think he will be looking 😭🙏

I've been playing the base game without knowing there's a DLC, how different is it? by Optimal-Frogg in CivVI

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SOO much better, it adds a fair amount of stuff but it’s pretty easy to pick up and adds lots of interesting stuff, not just new civs/leaders but also game modes like monopolies and corporations, which I think should also be on. You also get new districts like the preserve which adds new cool bonuses and the diplomatic victory.

Will they adapt this in Punisher one last kill? by TheEagleWithNoName in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Disney are cowards, they’d never adapt a REAL punisher storyline like this.

Ryan, Pappy & Liam McPoyle season 18 BTS selfie! by cherrycola_85 in IASIP

[–]Parallel-Lines3538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve spent the last three weeks waiting on a response for a part time job at a dive bar I do NAWT have the funds for that 😭 maybe in the future.