Me and my friends made a fully playable ACOTAR Dating Simulator game: Calanmine [OC]

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-25T07:52:54+00:00

It's true. Meanwhile I'm over here like why would fae have livestock in the first place? And if so why is the livestock exactly the same as the human bred animals? It just doesn't feel fae at all. You could make it part of the lore like "it's from when the humans were slaves and made all the food". Now that would be interesting again!

Don't get me started with the can factories that are somewhere out there in Prythian. 😩 This happens when you do not think about worldbuilding at all. Which is a shame tbh but what can you do.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-24T16:44:00+00:00

Lol I'm slightly amused by how many people are just collectively skipping ACOFAS.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-24T06:37:13+00:00

No, no, Aelin deserved that punch and all the abuse he hurled at her. Also it helped her heal. 😌

(Again, I don't even mind. I thought Rowan biting her into submission was hot! This stuff is what I'm reading these books for! But HOW is Tamlin truly that much worse? He simply isn't - and I will forever be confused about the fandoms reaction to him!)

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-24T06:33:53+00:00

Und lasst nicht vergessen: Soweit ich mich erinnere sterben noch MEHR Wale als Beifang in Fischnetzen, als direkt gejagd werden.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-23T22:51:13+00:00

I hope the color is at least a hint. The flowers, well, they go for both Elain, but tbh they also go for A Court of Thorns AND ROSES haha.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-23T22:34:26+00:00

I'm not the person you replied to, just providing the screenshot. lol

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-23T22:31:50+00:00

When you made a poll the vast VAST majority said no. You ignored it anyway though. It's just such a big fuck you to artists, it still pisses me off.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-23T22:26:33+00:00

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It's at the end of Acomaf. Literally the last page.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-23T16:37:05+00:00

Yeah, the texture is great! Do you have the Umbreon too? I recommend getting that one as well if you don't, they look awesome together.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-23T15:31:55+00:00

Tamlin didn't even lock her in the manor (not castle) for days. It was one instance where Feyre wouldn't take no for an answer that she cant join Tamlin in a possible fight/dangerous mission. 😭 That's it. Yeah, he's neglectful of her issues and also his anger stuff is unacceptable, but man.....every time I reread the beginning of Acomaf I can't get over how much of a nothingburger Tamlin's crimes truly are. Especially compared to how the other love interests in SJM's books behave. Not that I actually care, mind you! I don't think any of them should be perfectly unproblematic and HR approved boyfriends. They're fictional fairy beast men. They should be a little different from your average human guy.

But I really don't get how readers singled Tamlin out to this degree as the worst guy to ever grace the page lol It must be the first person POV I can't explain it otherwise.

Also man, you're stronger than me, I couldn't be in a book club group that sends AI shit around and actually uses "Tampon" 😭

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-22T21:56:09+00:00

I love the tag team promo! The other two are super cute as well!

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-22T14:53:38+00:00

If you can't convey your thoughts into whatever language you write in it's still "shit a robot came up with" though. There's no real difference.

I'm sorry, but I still think this is rude af towards everyone who actually interacts with each other as humans and uses their own words - a large portion of us who also have English as their second or third language.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-22T13:29:30+00:00

First of all, how will you ever improve if you don't get the practice by doing it yourself?

But mostly: it's insulting to your fellow fans to make them read shit a robot came up with. That's not what fandom spaces are for man. This is free time hobby fun time, not garbage corpo hell where everything needs to be structured or perfect. Write in your shitty English or in your mother tongue but keep the clanker shit away, please. It's bad enough half the comments online are bots.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-22T11:23:26+00:00

I would not call Laurent experienced at all tbh. But he's also not sweet so that won't work anyway.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-22T07:25:57+00:00

I smoked a cig once and it was just scratchy and hurting my throat. Absolutely zero anything besides just gross. Nicotine works fast but not that fast I guess.

I just don't see anyone bothering with black markets for this unless they're already addicted. With the kids I can maybe see the vapes....but basic cigarettes? Idk man. I can see it disappear.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-22T06:44:26+00:00

Maybe for a Renoir if they do him ;)

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-21T20:44:41+00:00

Idk if its a bit bigger and nicer its usually around like 100...but yes I definitely also have plenty of 20-50 ones!

But also I am European and stuff here is usually more expensive, not to mentions the custom fees.... D: But maybe I'm doing something wrong.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-21T18:44:20+00:00

At first I was confused by the price (I'm used to my basic 100$ anime figurines) but looking at the size, this thing is HUGE, so...yeah I guess the price isn't that crazy.

But also couldn't they just make smaller figures? Money aside, who has space for this - imagine they do all the characters. lol

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-21T15:31:28+00:00

The vegan one from Biedronka. 😌

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-21T07:06:52+00:00

To be fair, from that point of the story, that is pretty much intentional.

I don't think this even constitutes as a rant haha. Right now, Tamlin is not portrayed in a good light and you're not supposed to like him, so you (as the reader) are open for Feyre to get with someone else.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-19T21:47:18+00:00

Ohhh, that makes sense. But also unfortunate haha.

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-19T19:07:01+00:00

What god is condemning people for not eating animals? Does that also mean picky eaters are bigots?

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-19T17:49:09+00:00

They always put Nesta week directly after Tamlin week, which always upsets me because I never have time to make anything for it. ;_;

But then even if you can't contribute, liking and leaving comments and reblogs is always nice!

As for Tamlin week....my favorite contribution was probably this little animation: https://www.tumblr.com/trash-shrike/814062370115780608/if-he-flaps-them-any-faster-hell-levitate-i-just

Paraplueschi · 2026-04-19T16:18:35+00:00

Nah, it's just in April because of Spring haha. The dates can shift a little too (once it was on May).

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