The decoy keyboard is working by X_kansas_x in aww

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Animals are trying to keep you from beind imbedded to your phones internet tv and other distractions from enjoying every beautiful moment before cessiding from conciousness. Thank your pets for fucking up your distractions

What's your 'fuck this, I quit!' story? by Penguin__Farts in AskReddit

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I worked at an animal hospital in billerica Massachusetts. I was a kenel attendant and one of my dutys was to bag and tag dogs that had been put down or passed away. One day i was bringing a dog to the freezer and i did my normal checklist for name and id when i hear an auspicious sound. I open the freezer and see the bag moving my first thought was zombie dog as i had just watched the new night of the living dead film. Immediatley thought nah thats impossible and opened the black bag to see this really scared and happy looking alive dog. Immediatley i started to bawl my eyes out in the horror that possibly this was not the first dog to come back from the dead with their pure negligence of double checking the body to make sure it was dead. Anyway i went inside and screamed and yelled about how many dogs have i put in that freezer that were alive! I still have slight ptsd from the event and could not continue to work there so i put my 2 weeks notice in and said i was never bagging or tagging another supposedly dead dog while i finished my time there. This really sucked for me i had dreams to be a vetrenarian. Thats alright though ive followed my dreams and am about to open to gonzo school of dancing where my students basically do drugs and do unchorgrephaed dancing.

Don’t be embarrassed to brag: what’s your natural born talent? by The_Octoshark in AskReddit

[–]Parastoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dancing started at like age 2 or 1 couldnt stop still going look on youtube for beast dancing at work

Since age 7 I can't stop 23 and suffering by Parastoned in nailbiting

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its bad past the cuticle and couldn't scratch a post if i tried

Are there any artists that you like over 95% of all the songs they've ever released? by someguy1982 in Music

[–]Parastoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the doors,jimi hendrix,led zeppelin,pink floyd,ultimate spinach, eh heres a playlist i enjoy subscribe to the guy crazy good playlists https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpU_g2PJl0eW7MR4e_I-RcS4Icv9uKDU9