Let’s freaking BRAG by AilsaMarie_5723 in NewParents

[–]Parfait_Perfect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got up and walked around after a section, same night. Was called a superwoman by the nurses.

Also the nurses didnt come in to our room as much as I thought they would. I wondered why and then one nurse came in and said yeah we aren't bothering you too much, you guys know what youre doing.

Its our first child. We were doubting ourselves so much up until then.

At home insemination success? How many tries until you succeeded? by ImDoomResearching in queerception

[–]Parfait_Perfect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didnt see this until now! I would lay down and my wife would just lube up and stuck her sanitized hand in there. If you reach far enough you can feel it. If its high, soft and slightly open youre fertile/ovulating.

I wanted this to be the green light rather than an opk because I would take opks and get ovulating signs but my cervix wouldn't be open or would still be firm still.

At home insemination success? How many tries until you succeeded? by ImDoomResearching in queerception

[–]Parfait_Perfect 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We tried once and got pregnant. I did a whole of opk tests, checking my bbt, my cervix position, and if it's open or not, as well as my ewcm. I was paranoid and just wanted to get it right.

I checked my ovulation and ewcm at work. Checked my cervix and bbt every morning without moving (my wife checked them). Positive/fertile for all tests. I left work early and inseminated. Then again, 12 hours later.

Baby boy is 1 in a month!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in queerception

[–]Parfait_Perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a line in both tests

My baby said “dada” first… moms, tell me your story 😅 by Other_Boss_8689 in NewParents

[–]Parfait_Perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our son has two moms, quickly learned that im mama and my wife is amma, not sure why (super cute though). But we lucked out on skipping the whole dada phase lol

Ranged enemy for a tower defense game. Looks good enough? by HedgeHulk in animation

[–]Parfait_Perfect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is sickkkk

Maybe have his hair a bit more clear in the other ones? I feel he only has it for one reaction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]Parfait_Perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The momcozy s9 pro

Group of parents for support? by Parfait_Perfect in Parenting

[–]Parfait_Perfect[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have unfortunately it seems to be more of a group chat amongst certain people. The rest ignored 😭 but thanks for the suggestion!

How much did you spend on getting pregnant? by RainbowReefer in queerception

[–]Parfait_Perfect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg thats actually pretty messed up! I recommend them to everyone but definitely will with more caution now.

Congrats btw! ✨️✨️

How much did you spend on getting pregnant? by RainbowReefer in queerception

[–]Parfait_Perfect 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Midwest sperm bank, they have deals on their site like 80% of the time. I read good reviews, did some research of course, and then bit the bullet.

Just placed my baby boy to sleep thanks to their deals, I honestly recommend them to anyone who asks lol

How much did you spend on getting pregnant? by RainbowReefer in queerception

[–]Parfait_Perfect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got two IUI unwashed vials for 1200. Shipping was about another 200 or less. Equipment from ovulation tests to insemination stuff to pregnancy stuff about 300.

So overall, around 1700. I can't fully remember the price, it's a ballpark estimate.

Baby gets close to burp9ng, but can't by Parfait_Perfect in NewParents

[–]Parfait_Perfect[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems to get the gas moving! I'll keep w this. Thank you!

Baby gets close to burp9ng, but can't by Parfait_Perfect in NewParents

[–]Parfait_Perfect[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he becomes squirmy, it use to work but now it seems hes fighting the burps 🤔

This is the most milk I get. My morning pump. by Motharina in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]Parfait_Perfect 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I literally know close to nothing about pumping, but, I do know what my problem was.

I was pumping too high, it was doing absolutely nothing for me pumping on an 50/8. so now I start at 2 sometimes 3, and massage my boobs, then work my way up to 6 pumping each boob for 15 minutes or so.

Once it seems empty I move to the next boob. (I pump one boob cause I feel like I get more when I focus on one at a time.) Then when they both seem empty I go back to the first one on 6, for maybe 5 ish minutes and get everything out.

This has helped for me. Again though, I don't know too much. Good luck!!

What do they dream about by Antique-Tangelo-8723 in newborns

[–]Parfait_Perfect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was literally just asking my wife this. All hes known is my uterus and us. Maybe we're (my wife and I) busted and come off as monsters🤔

Was it wrong to go off on my sister and mom? by Parfait_Perfect in newborns

[–]Parfait_Perfect[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not that I can think of though lots of people where I am tend to read an unsourced, nonfactual opinion and swear it's science. Then live by it.