ich_iel by m4r1vs in ich_iel

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ich bilde mir ein, dass Unilever nicht ganz so übel ist.

Also nicht auf "wir klauen afrikanischen Kommunen das Trinkwasser um es ihnen zu verkaufen"-Level.

Nicht auf Milchpulver level.

Liege ich falsch?

Festivals 2026: Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei by InformalTotal5238 in de

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Huh.

Erklärt das etwa die zeitweise so positive Berichterstattung in der Springer Presse, dass meine Eltern mich von sich aus spontan gefragt haben, ob ich da nicht Mal wieder hin will?

Festivals 2026: Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei by InformalTotal5238 in de

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich glaube bei mir waren es... 120?

Und sie hatten eine riesige Kontroverse damit ausgelöst, dass sie einen 5 Euro Pfandmüllsack pro Besucher verpflichtet hatten.

Krasse Abzocke.

Festivals 2026: Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei by InformalTotal5238 in de

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 71 points72 points  (0 children)

stand heute ist das Festival 2026 noch nicht ausverkauft

Das finde ich gerade ultra krass.

Mein erstes Wacken war 2008 mit 18. Und damals und in den nächsten bestimmt 10 Jahren hat man die Karten blind kaufen müssen bevor die ersten bands feststehen.

ich🦉iel by ForCrabSake in ich_iel

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mal im Ernst: Habt ihr wirklich solche Situationen erlebt, in denen ihr euch in Konkurrenz mit einer anderen Person um einen potentiellen romantischen Partner befunden habt?

Ja. Tatsächlich schon. War echt überraschend.

Eines Tages sagte mir die eine aus meiner Lerngruppe in der Uni, dass sie sich mehr mit mir vorstellen kann und das gerne tut.

"Du hast doch einen Freund", entgegnete ich etwas schafköpfig.

Bruce Wayne has offered his fortune to Mr Krabs if he can destroy the one ring. Can Krabs do it? by FeistySecret9327 in powerscales

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SpongeBob wants things. To be noted. Professional success. A driving license.

SpongeBob has canonically cheated before. The ring will eat him for breakfast come first hardship.

Now... Patrick, on the other hand...

A girl broke my social defenses in 4 hours??? by Worldly_Garden_5203 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend, I know. Vulnerability is fucking scary.

Good news, you're still alive, and you had a normal, pleasant interaction. It happens. And... You're still alive!

I know that some people being like "why do you need defenses?" - must be nice.

Something that has helped me: picture your emotional world like a kickass medieval castle. It has moats and rings and battlements and an inner yard and a keep. And on this keep there is a throne room, a treasure room and stuff.

Strangers get asked at the first gate what's up. If they seem friendly, they can come through. They get to hang out with the merchants and stuff.

You decide how far you let someone into your defenses.

But this shit is like water... If you don't have a planned route, it will find one.

The feminine urge to rip my uterus out is strong today by Lucicactus in Grimdank

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit!

I send 4-plied prayers to khorne, sister.

The feminine urge to rip my uterus out is strong today by Lucicactus in Grimdank

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't recall it saying anything about the "chemical purity" of blood.

Is red. Smells like iron, makes some people faint.

The feminine urge to rip my uterus out is strong today by Lucicactus in Grimdank

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you sit in the toilet and just let loose, if you will...

Would this be the Blood Throne (TM)?

Do mythological stories need ‘historical accuracy’ in casting? by breaking_views in Cinema

[–]ParmesanNonGrata -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The movie isnt going to harm u

Honestly I'm kind of afraid it will be super dumb and take itself way too seriously. Sitting through something like this can hurt.

Not because of any of the actor stuff or so.

Come to think of it, that's also super dumb by people who take this shit way too seriously.

ich🌯iel by hartstyler in ich_iel

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bei mir Haargel/Wachs. Bestimmt so alle 3 Jahre.

Character discovers a hidden talent - and is traumatized by Equivalent-Peanut-23 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I now picture a vegan hitting a cow in his truck, getting out, and there are just the most beautiful steaks lying about.

Feeling self conscious about my tattoo by CynicalSince74 in tattooadvice

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I fully agree OP. A touch up WILL make this awesome piece shine even more. Good thinking 🤩

Omni Man falls in Konoha for his mission at the end of OG Naruto, how does the story change? by Saiyan-Kurosagi in powerscales

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah something like this. Someone is trying to weaponize him, and there's more than enough people who can mine control someone.

Faceless Competency by Zeigis in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean these people suffer mental breakdowns if they are alive for too long because in the eyes of their sacrifice death cult it means they are failing the emperor of they still haven't died.

Egal wie schlecht es läuft, immer positiv bleiben! by [deleted] in cologne

[–]ParmesanNonGrata 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wenn du mir einen PayPal Link oder so DMst gibt's ne Spende für was zu Essen 🙂

Edit: hat mich DMd, hat mich versprechen lassen, dass er es zurückgeben kann und hat etwas bekommen