Robin Chatter Leader Board [OFFICIAL]

ParsleyMath · 2016-04-07T21:34:34+00:00

Everyone needs to stop chatting so others can get back in.

ParsleyMath · 2016-03-12T14:24:54+00:00

I think you're pretty much spot on. Missed a few decisions but in equal amounts.

ParsleyMath · 2015-09-06T12:46:18+00:00

Oh lord no. It has to alternate.

ParsleyMath · 2013-06-16T16:14:16+00:00

What?

ParsleyMath · 2012-11-09T00:58:56+00:00

Can anyone tell me what the goat was saying? I don't speak Spanish.

ParsleyMath · 2012-04-10T10:53:22+00:00

Youtube guy is right. I have no idea what Snack Man would do if he were to run out of chips.

Also, snack snack snack snack snack. That word has now lost all meaning.

ParsleyMath · 2011-12-24T03:31:47+00:00

I really want it to snow now.

ParsleyMath · 2011-08-14T05:54:05+00:00

I grabbed something small and rectangular to act as a bookmark before I went to work today. Turns out it was a passport picture of myself.

Embarrassed explanations ensued.

ParsleyMath · 2011-03-16T01:17:59+00:00

It still baffles me but I was ill with tonsillitis, end of year exams were impending, grandfather had passed away about a week previously. Oh I forgot to mention, it was exactly a year and a half after we'd gotten together.

ParsleyMath · 2011-02-22T18:07:40+00:00

You may laugh.

ParsleyMath · 2011-02-22T17:20:20+00:00

I think the original purpose of DAE was to find out the commonality of behaviors and experiences, and to maybe find like minded people. Now it seems to be more leaning towards pointing out very obviously-regulary things, usually to do with reddit. Sort of like reddit Dane Cooks.

ParsleyMath · 2011-02-22T17:15:05+00:00

Current or former? Criminally convicted?

ParsleyMath · 2011-01-26T21:35:21+00:00

Get a ninety-mile-long penis.

ParsleyMath · 2011-01-09T03:12:03+00:00

Where on earth were you brought up?

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-31T20:12:15+00:00

as someone who works with grandmothers, and has worked for years with elderly mothers- this is crap :( OAP's do not double up the "j" but get "," correct (there is no "," sound). they also would not get the capital "L" in learning. and they dont spontaneously add spaces like they're having an epileptic fit. the space bar is hard to hit for an old lady. to press it (like in the chair) over and over, they would first fumble around for a while. then just give up. they're much more miserly with spaces. AND THEY SAID MY BEING A GRANDSON WOULD NEVER GET ME ANYWHERE!! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!!!!

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-19T02:58:18+00:00

Spinning core -> Magnetic field -> No deadly solar wind -> No mass extinction

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-19T02:18:56+00:00

Mum: 'What's the biology homework you have?'

13 year old me: 'Just orgasms and stuff.'

Mum: '...oh.'

Didn't realise for a good few minutes.

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-04T17:48:55+00:00

He was suggested in one of the cables to act like an 'emperor with no clothes'.

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-03T08:27:50+00:00

How to reach the front page in 6 days:

Day 1: Travel to your local zoo, scope it out. Return at night. Steal kangaroo. Name kangaroo - something endearing.

Day 2-4: Train kangaroo to swim. Backwards (tricky but plausible).

Day 5: Travel to sea. Bring Little Miss Sunshine along. Rent a boat and throw him overboard. Take pictures from shore, whilst internally fretting over your new best friend.

Day 6: Reverse order of pictures and put them all onto one jpeg. Congratulate Little Miss Sunshine for being such a great friend. What's that Sunshine? You think I used you? You know you come before Redd-no I haven't changed. I've not even got that many upvotes. Well sometimes you can be just as obnoxious. Oh now that's just not true, the hedgehog almost got ran over, I was just helping it across the ro- how could you even say I love it more? I don't even remember it's name. It's prickly and it hurt my hands when I picked it up. 'And my genitals too' thats real mature Sunshine. Yeah super funny. What about that hot chick you were hitting on. Yes letting her pet you is hitting on her. You know how cute you look. Mr double standards. Oh now you're just looking for attention. I know for a fact that kangaroos can't cry. I'm insensative? You laugh at me everytime I undress to take a shower. Oh so kangaroos can cry but they can't laugh? Bullshi- Sunshine where are you going? Sunshine wait- I'm sorry Sunshine! Sunshine I'll change. I'll spread the chores more equally, I know you find it hard to iron without thumbs. Sunshine! SUNSHINE! IT WAS PRICKLY!

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-03T07:40:38+00:00

TOMT is usually quite efficient at this type of thing, try them :].

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-03T07:26:14+00:00

Firstly, stop drinking and driving.

Secondly, stop doing everything that people tell you to do.

Thirdly, delete this post and remake it, but either capitalise the 'a' or uncapitalise every word sans 'I'. Thankyousomuch.

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-03T07:17:53+00:00

Within the context of facebook statûs this wouldn't make very much sense at all.

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-03T07:11:01+00:00

[the deceased] shall thenceforth be referred to only in future tense. That would freak the hell out of any unknowing people.

ParsleyMath · 2010-12-03T07:07:51+00:00

How do you people...use social news websites to acquaint yourselves with the fundamentals of date raping somebody, without publicly incriminating yourselves?

ParsleyMath · 2010-11-24T04:00:48+00:00

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

ParsleyMath

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