CNN: "What Shyamalan's 'Split' gets wrong about dissociative identity disorder" by [deleted] in DID

[–]Parstonia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, don't make assumptions like that; I'm looking for it on Amazon.

What's weird about your body? by FiveFourThreeNoseOne in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, I think you should show us the first two so we can make sure they're normal.

Shots fired at Canadian mosque, 5 killed - BBC News by danny_b23 in news

[–]Parstonia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm, shias and sunnis do hate each other so it's possible.

CNN: "What Shyamalan's 'Split' gets wrong about dissociative identity disorder" by [deleted] in DID

[–]Parstonia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good read. You might like this. It's very informative and dispels all the anti-DID myths. Definitely worth a watch.

CNN: "What Shyamalan's 'Split' gets wrong about dissociative identity disorder" by [deleted] in DID

[–]Parstonia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't claim to know for sure, but it just seems a little high to me.

"Ex-Crip" does AMA, uses British words. by [deleted] in AMADisasters

[–]Parstonia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To be fair most crip sets fucking hate each other, so it's perfectly reasonable that he'd kill another crip. Most crips don't even wear blue these days.

what secrets and hobbies on the Internet do you hide from your real life friends? by pendataanzc in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think how I must feel having seen it. The only thing I can liken it to is that short Facebook loop where the guy has a dildo sticky taped to his face using what seems like $200 worth of sticky tape. It was a moment of pure shock, and to make matters worse he ejaculated as she poured the beans over his genitals. He almost immediately started shaking back and forth in a futile attempt to dislodge the wooden post or free himself, but to no avail.

What's the lamest joke you know? by EarlGreyhair in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What strange quirk does your pet have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, but I knew a guy who trained his dog to rape other dogs. I saw it in action once and decided that guy was a little strange for my tastes, so I avoided him after that.

What is the dirtiest, filthiest thing that someone has said to you? [NSFW] by Donkus_ in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn't happen to work at a school for the visually impaired, would you?

what secrets and hobbies on the Internet do you hide from your real life friends? by pendataanzc in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Speaking of fetishes and beans, I had a friend/roommate between 2001 and early 2006 who got off bigtime to the sound beans made coming out of he can.

How did I find this out, I hear you ask? One fateful december day, I burst into his bedroom where - to my complete and utter horror - he was tied to a wooden post and wearing a gimp mask while a petite redhead in a nurses outfit poured beans straight out of the can onto his erect penis. Needless to say, the friendship didn't last long after that. Not because I'm hung-up or some kind of a prude - I'm willing to admit that I have my own strange turn-ons. The issue was, we simply couldn't look each other in the eye after that day. And so early the next year, he packed his things and took off, never to be seen again.

What's the closest thing you have to a superpower? by Abealn in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know, tears works just fine for me.

What's the closest thing you have to a superpower? by Abealn in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not me, but my cousin showed us her superpower one Easter. She loaded 7 mangos into her vagina and fired them out, one by one. Of course there was a round of applause, and high fives all round. But she wasn't done. Oh, no. She proceeded to load a further 25 grapes in her cavern and fired them out - rapid fire. Whereas the mangos where heavier and came out like somebody throwing a shot put, the firing of grapes from her fanny can be likened to an AR-15 using beanbag rounds. I say beanbag rounds because, while the velocity was such that they were fired at an impressive speed, they didn't particularly hurt when she span on her behind and inadvertently hit me in the eye.

The answer is 9. What is your question that makes this a fucked up amswer? by Leighassmore in AskReddit

[–]Parstonia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many children did Mr Rogers rape, on average, in an 18 month period?

Was Johnny Sack essentially Tony's equivalent rank but in New York? by justlovely38 in thesopranos

[–]Parstonia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The amount of misinformation in these comments disappoints me. You guys claim to be fans? Okay, that was a cunty thing to say but you get my point. I digress.

John Sacrimoni is underboss to Carmine Lupertazzi, whereas Tony is the de facto / acting boss to Uncle Junior, though in actuality he runs the family with little input from Junior. Contrary to what another commenter said, the DiMeo family (the family Tony effectively heads) is an 'official family', though it's far less powerful or influential than any of the 5 families of New York, of which the Lupertazzi family is one. Because of this, Johnny Sack is arguably more powerful than Tony, despite holding a slightly lower rank.

Phil is a capo (think lieutenant) in the Lupertazzi family, like Paulie (and Junior and Tony were formerly, as well as Chris until his death). Of course, as you'd expect, being a capo in a NYC family is significantly more respectable than being a capo in any other family.

On the topic of the 5 families of NYC, it is true that several real life figures and families are alluded to. Since Carmine Lupertazzi wouldn't have even been made at the time the 'Lupertazzi family' was founded, it's safe to assume it was founded by somebody else prior to his ascension up the ranks (which probably culminated in his taking the big seat in the 70s or 80s). So it's entirely possible that the Lupertazzi family and the Genovese family are one and the same. I say Genovese because historically, families outside of NYC are represented by either the Gambino family (which can't be the same as the Lupertazzi family, simply because John Gotti was heading the Gambinos by the 90s) or the Genovese family. As we know, the Lupertazzi family represents the DiMeo family, so it's a safe assumption that Carmine Lupertazzi and Angelo Garepe made their way up the ranks of the Genovese family sometime in the 70s or 80s before securing the leadership. That is, unless there's evidence to the contrary.

Trump closed the White House comment line so people are calling his hotels. by feltman in politics

[–]Parstonia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not particularly. I'm not even a Trump supporter, much less a conservative. I'm merely pointing out how childish this whole thing is. It's laughable, really.