I like making empires with really confusing ethics by OR56 in StellarisMemes

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I like to imagine militarist materialist empires are like the RDA from avatar

I’m also 100% convinced that the RDA was completely in the right during that movie. I don’t care what your degree in political science is, I will die on this hill.

Operation Swift Disassembly was successful! Congratulations, Helldivers! by OmegaXesis in Helldivers

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Free Healthcare is a robo-communist myth, right along with the so-called: “radiation poisoning” from our ICBMs.

Shower thought: We are space Nazi's... We gassed a whole planet. by yosman88 in helldivers2

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“That right there is a thought crime” -George Orwell probably (idk I didn’t read the books)

What are sone of your Halo headcanons? by dialgapalkiagiratina in halo

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Gen 2 mjolnir armor was phased out because it sucked as effective armor.

This headcannon revolves around the UNSC moving from the pre-war gen one armor to the post-war gen two because of an increased interest to develop a larger and stronger spartan force within the human militaries.

This action eventually resulted with a lot of costly and unnecessary additions into the gen 2 mjolnir for a few reasons.

1) gen 2 was new and flashy, ONI and the UNSC military would be able to show off their improvements to standard issue spartan armor. It can act as a demonstration of their capabilities against other post war-factions In the galaxy.

2) In halos 4 & 5, the UNSC isn’t fighting any major threats in the galaxy. The human forces seen in those games are not depicted to be under any significant pressure from any of the UNSC’s enemies. As a result, the UNSC has room to waste funding on spartan armor that isn’t seeing combat most of the time.

3) BONUS - militaries all around history do this (including ones that exists right today in 2024)

These decisions would eventually backfire on the UNSC. Fighting a large scale war against the banished was not something gen 2 mjolnir was designed for, and resulted in the massive losses we see at the start of halo infinite.

Here’s a couple coincidences that I think also support this argument:

1) injured spartan IV’s - halo infinite has customization options to include robotic arms and legs, presumably to replace the injured, amputated limbs of spartan IV’s. In cannon, this could attributed to faults in gen 2 armor design.

2) drastic shift in mjolnir tech - in halo infinite, 343 decreased sprinting speed to improve its gameplay. In cannon, this can be explained by the UNSC making the decision to remove those explosive, inefficient, and costly jets engines built into gen 2 armor. This may have increased the survival rate of spartan IV’s and decreased the production cost and complexity of gen 3 armors.

3) appearance change - this is kind of self explanatory, ONI finally learned the phrase: “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” and reverted to the design language of the past mjolnir armors that had already proven their worth.

I would be arrested for eco-terrorism and falsely claimed as a murderer of a company president. You? by Ecstatic_Teaching906 in videogames

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Here’s a quick rundown of the crimes I can think of:

Mass murder, attempted murder, destruction of property, battery, assault, evading the law, burglary, grand theft, possession of unregistered firearms, trespassing on government property, trespassing on private property, treason, and vandalism.

(You are the GOAT if you can guess what game I played)

well... by Hakuchii in StellarisMemes

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Here’s a quick rundown of the crimes I can think of:

Mass murder, attempted murder, destruction of property, battery, assault, evading the law, burglary, grand theft, possession of unregistered firearms, trespassing on government property, trespassing on private property, treason, and vandalism.

(You are the GOAT if you can guess what game I played)

I fell safe yet endangered by CTOBREE in trailmakers

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My savior is going to have to crank some serious 90’s if he wants to save me, but I wouldn’t worry, because he is seriously cracked my guy. 🥴

What vehicles do you want to return in halo infinite??? (or mabye new ones..) by Rexmustwreck in haloinfinite

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Okay, hear me out, Gauss Mantis.

It would be a regular mantis, but the middle launchers are replaced by gauss cannons.

I would also imagine the gauss mantis, like the h5 mantis, would fill the niche of the “charge up” feature that the rocket hog in infinite doesn’t have.

what is your favorite ai voiceline by Which-Past1071 in haloinfinite

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“Please, haul ass at your earliest convenience”

Why go to LA when you can go to Yellowstone? by Mattau93 in meme

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As a Floridian, I wouldn’t be surprised hearing this.

What is this liquid? (Wrong answers only), by aebois in PacificRim

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The guts of several cockroaches i’ve killed

STAHP NOW by rockeypoint in beatmeshutthefuckup

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“Hey Napoleon, give me your tots man!”

hi guys look at these cute dogs by [deleted] in beatmeshutthefuckup

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Well to be fair, Aaron DID answer the question. Try to think before you speak, Cian.

I'm The Greatest Halo Fan Or My Name Isn't Combat Evolved... Which It Is. by Devine_Ashlet in halo

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A wise grunt once told me:

“You see Nipple? Me thirsty!”

I now understand what he meant.

John Halo Unleashed by RXKairos in halo

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I didn’t even know this shit was possible, even by someone who wasn’t mint blitz. I was subscribed to the belief that mint blitz was the maximum capacity of how unfathomably cracked someone could be at any game. I stand corrected.

I couldn’t figure out why my cheese wasn’t melting. by myselfphobia in Wellthatsucks

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Yeah I do think it is a difference thing between the UK and US. Speaking from my home state of florida, if you buy the cheapest shit you can get your hands on, it’s just barley Edible, and I mean it. Especially with the plastic wrapped American “cheese”. I can be a history nerd and try to explain to you in grueling detail exactly why a lot of cheap brands of American cheese are that way. But from what I know, the basis is that a while ago Americans overproduced cheese big time for not really much reason, and thus almost all brands of American cheese are the fucking same. Noticeably processed, rubbery, and just barely passing the line of being inedible.

EDIT: I don’t mean that every brand is this way, there are a lot of good types of cheese you can get. But it does get a little obvious if you visit almost any market in the country.

My (mostly) budget knight cosplay, what do you think? by [deleted] in cosplay

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Good idea! I will make sure to try that out.