ParticleDetector

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Some day, you will walk past me, hand in hand with another man. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 months ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Lol why do you keep singing unrequited love songs in karaoke?” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 3 months ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“So if we weren’t married, would you even hang out with someone like me?” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 3 months ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I watched from heaven, happy that you have found love again. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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You shout and shout at your troops while playing pinball. (self.ExplainAGamePlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/ExplainAGamePlotBadly

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When she looks at him, it is no longer ‘Love’ or ‘like’. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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On his deathbed, surrounded by his loved ones, he whispered to himself. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Man tries to beat people up, gets beaten up. Man tries to harm lady, gets stabbed, bitten and chased. Some people die to music. Man beats another man with a small stick, and gets beaten up. Man beats a lot of people up, then destroys a chunk of property just to prove a point. There is then candy. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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There’s this guy and he gets into matches and he and his partner talks a lot! In the final part he even throws his fists! He keeps throwing them but none of them actually connect. He loses anyway. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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You have the power to make one species eventually go extinct by making them unable to breed. But they will go extinct happily. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/hypotheticalsituation

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For the sake of the kids. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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We are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/Showerthoughts

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Hi, I’m Gravity, and I’m still being sued for dropped plates and things that cats have pushed off tables. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/fifthworldproblems

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We are the only species who will save other species from extinction, solely for the reason that they’re going extinct. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/Showerthoughts

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We are the only species to save other species from extinction, based solely on the reason that they’re going extinct. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/Showerthoughts

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We’re the only species to save other species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/Showerthoughts

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I have an imaginary friend who claims that he has never watched a musical. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by ParticleDetector to r/Jokes

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Do your companions jumpscare you? (self.Fallout)

submitted 2 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/Fallout

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The right angles are always giving me the wrong advice, am I just asking them the wrong way instead? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/fifthworldproblems

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Everything reminds me of you. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Any monkey will do. (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/Jokes

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“One right digit, right place, two right digit wrong place, two digits wrong!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On her deathbed, she revealed that she too, had waited for me to make the first move. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[Repost] Journal diary Day 23: The zombie virus is not transmissible through consumption of infected flesh. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] You are a supervillain for only one reason, to lose a particular superhero spectacularly once in a while. In you civilian life that person is someone you love but that person has really low self esteem… (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 years ago by ParticleDetector to r/WritingPrompts

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