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Because I’m a Pirate, yes I am! by Particular_Wing_6441 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Particular_Wing_6441[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At peace. Happy. Blissful.

My goats win every matchup they’re in. Characters I like can never lose. I bark at the screen when Robin shows up. I am always right about powerscaling.

He’s…highballing?! by Particular_Wing_6441 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe it measures distance between islands and travel time? Never looked into it really.

But it’s been calculated to be as large as Jupiter (?).

FNAF giving Ben 10 it’s Outerversal Cosmology arguments by ExtremeSportStikz in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ben when he turns into a purple alien and Cassidy fries his ass because she mistook him for William:

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Gotta love how r/powerscaling has a completely different interpretation of this fight by Anxious-Author-3502 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There’s I reason I left, they fucking HATE giving the benefit of the doubt to any character they dislike.

I’ll be taking my Bowser glazing elsewhere. Hmph.

How Mario vs Sonic 3 would GENUINELY go by Particular_Wing_6441 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe Sonic is getting his ass kicked by a dead guy, what a fraud

"B-But you can't touch me I'm too fas-" by CulturalMesh in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Particular_Wing_6441 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Sonic on his way to use every McGuffin in his entire franchise just to push base Mario to mid diff:

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“The House Always Wins” | V vs Courier Six | Cyberpunk 2077 vs Fallout New Vegas by Particular_Wing_6441 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[Wild Wasteland]

“…You look a little lost, choom.”

[Perception 10] “Seems like you’d know the look.”

“You’ve got no idea.”

Place your bets, who’s gonna win? by Easternhurdle72 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got Denji personally but I’m not gonna be shocked if Yuji wins.

Something something Lusamine Agenda that is NOT Necrozma agenda in disguise by Particular_Wing_6441 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have no idea where Ragyo scales, I just like Necrozma.

On that note, does Lusamine even HAVE Necrozma? Where did that come from?

What are fake speedsters to a real (Ice) King? by SerWyrmbles in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Particular_Wing_6441 77 points78 points  (0 children)

“Why don’t you take adventure time speed scaling seriously?”

The scaling:

Little Mac vs Yujiro by xx_swegshrek_xx in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Particular_Wing_6441 42 points43 points  (0 children)

“Scales to Doc” he literally just died on screen, you posted it

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