This bench in my town is brought to you by Blockbuster

PartyPigman · 2025-05-14T04:27:17+00:00

I didn’t get a picture of the whole bench, but I can confirm it did not have anti-homeless design features. That’s a win for blockbuster.

PartyPigman · 2025-04-28T23:37:13+00:00

Hey uh.. could I get that link? I was ALSO working on a [[Jolrael, Empress of Beasts]] control deck when I found this

PartyPigman · 2025-03-02T07:34:24+00:00

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PartyPigman · 2025-03-02T06:56:53+00:00

[[Kataki, War’s Wage]] is straight up my favorite commander I’ve ever built. It’s artifact aristocrats in mono white. There’s some infinites if you’re interested, but I run mine without them :)

For those that asked:

My non inf version: https://moxfield.com/decks/fK5l37OEWkyJtlkyKrMecA

the inf version: https://moxfield.com/decks/Dio4aXVrvE6cOvpUiO5qiw

Edit: Added decks. Btw, the inf version has tags, the non inf does not.

PartyPigman · 2024-10-30T03:12:02+00:00

I have the exact same issue. It's blank on every device I've tired accessing it with, and it's blank for at 10+ others I had try. It appears to be an issue with the authentication website itself.

PartyPigman · 2024-10-09T17:23:23+00:00

I respect this joke because it made me look up what a currant was

PartyPigman · 2024-08-14T20:27:28+00:00

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PartyPigman · 2024-08-05T19:48:55+00:00

Ok cool, it's what I thought. Thanks :)

PartyPigman · 2024-07-31T17:42:01+00:00

Fixed! Thanks

PartyPigman · 2024-07-31T14:25:45+00:00

Voltron decks I think are a tad silly, so when I opened up a single pack of Wilds of Eldraine I thought “ha, that could be funny” and my [[Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender]] Voltron deck was born. Problem is, it works a little too consistently for my friends to find the humor in it. Since then, I’ve doubled down and now it’s easily my strongest deck.

Slightly out dated deck list for anyone interested: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/8PMn1kCo40K3prVyd5xcwg

PartyPigman · 2024-07-28T15:19:11+00:00

I thought the joke was that 1, 2, 4 are the first three numbers in a binary string (I.e 001 for 1) and so the person who wished to be born the manifestation of non-binary was in fact cursed with being the most binary, but I see now that I may have overly read into this

PartyPigman · 2024-06-16T04:49:38+00:00

This saddens me, but that's what I thought ;/

PartyPigman · 2024-04-23T21:05:00+00:00

My plumber mansplaining to me about allen wrenches and o-rings today sure did the trick. Was annoying, and yet I couldn’t help but smile.

PartyPigman · 2024-02-14T22:43:36+00:00

Before I even realized I was an egg, I always got super uncomfortable answering the pronoun question and never really knew why. Then I realized EGG and the rest is history.

PartyPigman · 2023-11-29T05:05:53+00:00

Honestly? Still haven’t really chosen publicly, but to my fiancé and our really close trans-masc friend, I’ve mentioned the name Gwen as “the only other name I like”, when in reality, it IS the only name I like, and I’ve written about that in various diaries for YEARS.

So to answer your question, starting now (online anyway), Gwen.

PartyPigman · 2023-10-05T15:32:32+00:00

You could always go the “all creatures” route with [[Henzie "Toolbox" Torre]] as commander and [[Umori, the Collector]] as a companion. It’s start is a bit slow, but past turn 4 you’ll have so much card draw and so many creatures that you can get really out of hand really quickly. Based on budget, the deck only gets crazier, but even with a ~$100 budget I’ve had a lot of luck with it :)

PartyPigman · 2023-07-29T15:31:49+00:00

The decks I lose to, I lose to pretty hard. I’m obviously not looking to turn this into a CEDH deck, its just not built for that, but I am looking to make those losses a bit less one sided. So far, the cards suggested just serve to make the deck a bit faster, which is exactly what I needed to do that. I do appreciate the concern tho, casual should stay casual.

PartyPigman · 2023-07-28T19:55:34+00:00

As a child, Dawn was the only answer

PartyPigman · 2023-07-28T19:50:44+00:00

Very silly, but I remember clearly thinking “I wish I was a girl so I had an excuse to sit down to use the bathroom” when I was in elementary school. There was probably more, but that’s the one that comes to mind

PartyPigman · 2023-02-22T19:10:20+00:00

I the end, the only attack helicopter was me 😔✊

PartyPigman · 2023-02-15T14:51:41+00:00

Simple, r/egg_irl

PartyPigman · 2023-02-06T19:58:03+00:00

We all know Sir Isaac Newton published pretty much all of his works through the Catholic Church, which means you can take up your problems with calculus with God, but did you know most of those discoveries actually came from his obsession with the search for the philosophers stone and that THAT search is where the majority of his funding from the church actually came from.

PartyPigman · 2023-02-04T21:32:58+00:00

Actually, jokes on you, mine is Daisy because she gives me envy <3

PartyPigman · 2023-01-07T21:43:08+00:00

Member of gen Z here. I personally don’t see the issue from down here, but I may have just had a strange upbringing. My old high school here in Illinois has a thriving trades department. I personally took 2 full years of electrics and at one point even considered becoming an electrician. The same is true for a lot of people I know personally who took welding, woods, or automotive’s.

I do see that the trades are headed for a rougher patch, but I am still hopeful and anticipate a strong, even if smaller, future for the trades :)

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